Therapist: Flossing Present Mic Isn't Real, He Can't Hurt You.

forgot to post this on here 🙈

Thatch: What will Ace do as a distraction?

Haruta: He'll probably make a noise or throw a rock or something.

[The marine base catches on fire]

Marco: Or he could do that.

#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

Lisa: Would you like a donut?

Leonard: When did you learn to….this is a bagel with frosting on it.

He finds clouds delightful

more MK ships

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

a short comic

characters included: - Athena - The Suitors - Penelope - Telemachus

secret santa gift for @qwertyqwerty88 thanks for giving me the chance to draw this! secret santa hosted by @epicthemusicalstuff thank you for hosting this and allowing me to draw for someone :D !

the year is 2027. the political podium is lit up, cameras and journalists swamping the area. from the left side, misha collins descends up the stairs defying the laws of gravity, on the right side, taylor swift is carried up by three stans crawling on hands and knees. they stand before a banner "misha collins x taylor swift 2028", jensen ackles is hung up jesus style in front of it. misha and taylor announce, "we are straight"

jensen ackles is pelted with bricks

This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)