Poseidon Was Waiting For His Moment

Animo: What are your pronouns?

Kevin: What's a pronoun?

Animo: Indicative of, but not equivalent to, your gender identity

Kevin: Stop swearing at me

Animo: Can I refer to you as he/him?

Kevin: But I'm Kevin

Animo: TENNYSONS, WHAT ARE THE EMO ONE'S PRONOUNS?

Gwen: We usually just use he/him for him. He doesn't really care though

Bro things

Dash, now a Junior, has had a Realization. Fenton does not weigh nearly enough.

He was doing his usual thing, picking on the dweeb but toned down because he's Maturing With Age, when he decided to pick Fenton up. Just to make fun of him for being short, that was all.

But Fenton weighs practically nothing.

Fenton wriggled out of his grip and scurried away with his friends, but Dash couldn't stop thinking about how...concerning. That was.

Dash starts looking up nutrition.

Starts paying attention in Health Class.

Starts watching cooking channels to learn how to cook.

Starts making more food than he can eat, balanced nutritionally for Fenton, and sitting menacingly in front of the dweeb until said dweeb ate the whole thing.

Starts stalking up behind Fenton and shoving snacks into his backpack, with whispered threats against his wellbeing if he didn't eat them.

Dash, over the course of his Junior year, becomes the school's most terrifying fitness coach the student body have ever seen.

And he charges everyone for his services; except Fenton.

He's decided forcing Fenton to be healthy is his new, socially acceptable way of bullying him.

ODDYSEUS AND JAY 🗣️‼️✨

I wish you all a Happy New Year! ✨ It's funny to think that the King of Ithaca, who single-handedly defeated 108 men, and the energetic guy who always greets us with 'Hello friends!' He has the same voice XD

#onlyincentralcity will you see The Pied Piper beating a homophobe with his flute, after said man harassed two guys holding hands at a cafe.

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

Asta’s the best wife.🗣️👏👏

(This was a TikTok audio, I cant upload the vid here but of ya wanna see it, it’s on my other accs Twitter,Insta & TikTok (ofc)

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

yEaH “wHaT iF”

I was confused at first.....now i get it😅