The Batkids But They Take Advantage Of The Fact That They All Look Pretty Similar And Fuck With People

Juliet: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Romeo: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Mercutio: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Benvolio: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Juliet: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Mercutio: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Romeo: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Tybalt, annoyed: You’re all disappointments

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

hiccup and snotlout brothers energy

i went a bit all out for this one but i love the prompt sm THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED

shout out to @jacks-ace for the inspiration for this

(sorry y’all im super tired today ill be continuing the asks tomorrow 😭❤️)

Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.

12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?

18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.

Jason: Okay, dad.

Dick, tearing up: Please no.

——————

Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.

Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?

——————

Bruce: All of you are my sons.

Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.

Damian and Tim: ?????? What.

Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.

Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.

Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????

——————

Bruce and Jason arguing:

Bruce: You're grounded!

Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!

Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.

Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!

Snotlout: You know what I think?

Viggo: Yes.

Snotlout: ...?

Viggo: I know what you think.

Snotlout:

Viggo: I know every single one of your phobias and insecurities. I know every horrible deed you've committed. I know all of your secrets. I know what keeps you up at night. I can read your mind and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Snotlout:

Viggo: Stop thinking about naked men, you're distracting me.

From the Wikipedia page on loons

I missed my brotp (platonic LuciHusk) so have this +radioapple

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

Bro things

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