☠ goulie-girl Follow
my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive
👻 creeps-and-crypts Follow
Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.
☠ goulie-girl Follow
its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.
🧛♂️ spike-through-the-heart Follow
oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it
☠ goulie-girl Follow
okay like how
🦇 unsound-familiar Follow
ill kill myself over ur grave if u want
☠ goulie-girl Follow
thanks but im not looking for a roomie
🧹 doubledoubletoilettrouble Follow
desecration potion
🧪 hexes-and-exes Follow
potion of desecration
🐸 wartsandall Follow
loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜
☠ goulie-girl Follow
great the hexbots found my post
🧛♀️ i-bid-u-velcome Follow
babe just come over to my castle
☠ goulie-girl Follow
ur hellhound scares me
did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.
thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………
found out apparently if you want to consume content of your own original characters and stories you usually have to make that content? fucked up if true
The Harvest Haruspex & Wickerwax The Bat-O'-Lantern
Two new dolls going up for auction on my eBay this Friday! (25th Oct) The auction will begin at 21:00 GMT+1, and last for 3 days.
It's been years since I've auctioned anything, I'm a little nervous to dip my toes back into it 🎃 Good luck to anyone that might decide to take part! 🙏
i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing
you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it
weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!
a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)
been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.
Daily schedule:
Wake up on the problematic side of the bed
Eat a harmful breakfast
Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals
Attend narcissistic classes
Watch an irredeemable movie
Listen to offensive music
Eat a cancelled dinner
Go to sleep derogatorily
Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up