thebog-witch
he/him 21/yo artist 🐛 posting from my wizard’s tower in the bog🦟
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i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing
you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it
weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!
a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)
been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.
i’m making sure you don’t get that ugly ass painting
Oh, oh you know where to find me one the 22nd...
this better be about the antique mall……
Oh, oh you know where to find me one the 22nd...
liking FOB and MCR at the same time is crazy cause FOB will see a festival and say "is anyone gonna play that" and not wait for an answer meanwhile people are so starved for MCR that they go crazy over 3 pixels of the top of Gerards head
For those of you claiming that I lied about being elected Pope- I'm obviously the Shadow Pope. Fucking idiots. Leo may be the face of Catholicism but I am the true Puppetmaster. New Bible (Yaoi edition) coming in like a month and a half
anyone want my nervous system? i am getting rid of it due to the fact that i no longer wish to be nervous
When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
This is just a reminder to lock in and do your refs for Art Fight. It starts in July, it's already May 😭‼️‼️‼️
(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.
i watch baseball for the side quests
update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks
happy birthday to this man
to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war
Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs
Do I deserve to even be here
He was thinking about it
Yes, one of my kintypes kins Draco Malfoy. Never heard of a Double Kin? How about you touch some grass, freako!
death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show.
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ftm / bi / freak
posting from the bog.
my sideblogs-
@mondaysmournings <- kinposting
@mywizardstower <- bogposting
@ma**********nt <- hornyposting
bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute
