Thebookofbill - ∞

THE DISRESPECT BROTHERS IS AT 1000 NOTES!! LET’S GOOOOOO

It’s gotten 300+ notes just today, after I changed my username. Could this be the power of Bill Cipher? /j

I have 3 separate college assignments to finish, a batch of space cookies to make, and a bag to pack; all before midnight. And instead I’m doing this

Technically not a line, but I have never stopped thinking about William. Ford was down BAD

Same idea as before, but this time it’s lines from Journal 3 that have absolutely no right being as queer as they are. I’ll start:

“I am strange. I was born strange, I am attracted to the strange, and the strange has always been attracted to me.”

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@journal-3 @gfanlocalcryptid @biblicallyaccuratechicken @toytanks

to me these fuckers are like gods blessing for traumatized neurodivergent people who have been ostracized all their lives and have so so much anger in them and struggle to cope

in regards to certain news

I’ve been making up lore about Jheselbraum since fall 2022, so I’m writing it down and documenting it before The Book of Bill comes out just in case

I imagine she’s about 8-8.5 ft tall and her skin is purple; this isn’t canon, but most fanartists draw her this way. In my personal headcanons/lore, Jheselbraum Adastra was born as a mostly regular person in Dimension 52, with a twin sister. They were good friends and had happy lives, until Bill Cipher attacked Dimension 52 in their mid-20s. With no barrier to hold Bill in, he did a great amount of harm to their dimension. Jheselbraum and her twin joined a rebel group and fought Bill for about a year. Eventually, they devised a plan to defeat Bill by forcing him back into the rift. Her sister was plan B – she’d built something like an early quantum destabilizer, with different technology. The rebels’ plan works somewhat, but not well enough, so her sister confronts Bill on a mountaintop as he struggles to stay in the dimension. Not wanting to risk another failure, she overloads the machine (it’s powered with some kind of light magic). Despite Bill’s truthful warnings, she shoots him with it, blasting him back through the rift. It instantly explodes, killing her and destroying the top of the mountain. The fight is over, but Jheselbraum is devastated. She knows of the Axolotl, and immediately invokes him to reincarnate her sister. She builds a temple to him on top of the mountain where her twin died, hoping this will help (there’s a large, roughly flat surface there after the explosion), and soon creates the zodiac prophecy as a way to defeat Bill (this is how she eventually knew about Ford and his mission). Jheselbraum holds this grudge against Bill for a billion years. She becomes more and more powerful in order to defend her home again if necessary, makes herself immortal, and waits.

In the Gravity Falls fandom, I’ve come across many posts comparing Ford to an owl, or jokingly calling him one. I haven’t yet seen any other characters get this treatment outside Monster Falls AUs, and wondered what their counterparts would be, especially Stan.

After thinking it over, I propose that Stan is a crow.

Crows, at least in Western culture, get a bad reputation. They’re considered thieves and tricksters, known for stealing shiny things. Long-held superstitions claim crows are bringers of bad luck. They’re often an unwelcome sight to humans.

But behind the notoriety, crows are highly intelligent. They’re among the less than 1% of animal species that have been observed to use tools. Studies show crows can successfully solve multi-step problems and puzzle boxes. They can remember human faces, and communicate that knowledge to other members of their groups. Crows hold grudges for years, and will sometimes attack people their groups deem dangerous. They’re fiercely loyal to their family members. Who does that sound like?

In other words, they’re not what they seem - a perfect match for Stan!

I am a very lucky person (and a collector who is obsessed with Gravity Falls)

Start 2024 right by starting Dipper and Mabel vs. The Future at 11:39:09 on New Year’s Eve so Bill Cipher crosses into Gravity Falls at midnight

I summoned him last year, too!