Maybe If That United Healthcare Shooter Knocks Out 33 More CEOs He'll Be Up To 34 Felonies And He Can

Some furry icon my friend asked me to draw lol

(Not trying to disrespect religion in any way btw)

me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

snoopy is back at it again eating 37 human femurs, merry christmas everyone

you want me to tell people i love them? the thing that killed basil hallward??

me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it

mlp with snails i call that the grand snalloping snala

"I am the biggest faggot and such a whore" exclaimed the most virgin aroace teenager to ever be born

all purpose greek seasoning in olive oil is genuinely curing my ed rn

When I die, bury me not on the rocky road

  For my lifeless body will be fed to crows

  Each bit of skin eaten slowly, day by day

  Until all but my bones have been unclothed.

When I die, bury me not on the mountain high

  For the finest land will be at my view

  The land of which my ancestors grew

  And I am not worthy of such a beautiful sky.

When I die, bury me not where the sand meets the water

  Where the green grass ceases to grow

  For the waves will have me pecked and slaughtered

  Until the God above takes away the watery rows.

When I die, bury me not in the trees of sage

  As branches reach over my ribcage

  Growing vines of spiked long mirth

  And nature takes me into its Earth.

someone tell me why comedically stepping around like this actually feels like im being quieter