What Are All Of Your Favourite Bible Verses? Why Are They Dear To You? Use This Post As An Excuse To

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Dentist confessional. Like, forgive me doctor for I have sinned. I have partaken of the wine. Not only that, but the coffee and the tea. I consume carbonated beverages regularly. I eat sweets such as saltwater taffy and caramels. On the weekend, if I sleep in, I only brush my teeth at night. And then the dentist is like, "and are you flossing, my child?" and they just have to look away

a spit take isnt enough i need some pearls to clutch

no longer aroace guys i fell in love with the girl from ipanema

i find it difficult to comprehend the fact that the human mind is capable of enjoying both korn and chopin nocturnes

mango comes home from work to find her husband gone shes like oh no where did my man go

mother's pretty golden sky

father's sun that turns off each light

in heaven shall the children pry

and seek to find the dimming night.

blackened seashells cross the coast

whitened waves blending sand

unto god, our heavenly host

shall smite each devil in the land.

but carry not, as clouds sow graves

death is not to quarrel with answered prayers

the eternal trail we ourselves have paved

clashes with our forgotten stares.

"I am the biggest faggot and such a whore" exclaimed the most virgin aroace teenager to ever be born