Someone Somewhere Probably Already Drew This But Here's The Centaur Kiss Anyway

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Pomegranates have diverse cultural-religious significance, as a symbol of life but also as a symbol of power, blood and death.

It had a strong association to Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love

I have to disagree with you on this one, but I like my eggs firm, even crispy! Soft, runny eggs are awful.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

pov: youre just trying to get coffee but this fuckin guy wants to hear about your trauma

Reblogging because this is LEGENDARY

Holy fuck, is he serious???

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

That’s actually a really good point. For most of the discourse I hear about what one would do if they somehow magically gained a MILLION dollars, not to mention a BILLION, responses typically involve never having to work again.