Pov: Youre Just Trying To Get Coffee But This Fuckin Guy Wants To Hear About Your Trauma

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No, but this is so real! A big factor in whether or not I’m attracted to someone is how they smell, and hoo boy if they smell nice and they get close to me I’m never sure if I’ll survive the experience

you ever get gay aggression? i have been talking to this girl for a bit now and have been going feral every time i see her. we hug every time we greet each other and i deadass just feel like an animal smelling this bitch's perfume. here is how the conversation went:

her: "omg hi" *hugs*

me: "hi lol" *inhales aggressively like my life depends on it*

LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! MY BRAIN JUST FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITS ANYTIME IM IN THE PERFUME DOME SEND HELP JESUS CHRIST

“My good sir, that’s the American way!” Had me dead 🤣💀

all's well here in the United States

My first soundtrack album, Oh Boy! is out now! It is for a disco version of Hamlet (seriously) and I drew inspiration from ELO, David Bowie, Abba, of Montreal, Late of the Pier, Rod Stewart (yes), Bee Gees, Kate Bush and even a little Eno, Nine Inch Nails and Philip Glass (half the album is instrumental score and it's the weird half).

(If you don't wanna hear some out there instrumental score skip to track 2 😅💖)

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You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

I don’t know what else he may have done, but for this I consider him a hero worth remembering. Rest in peace, Milton Diamond.

Pour one out for a real one.

I love when my dreams continue. Like, the dream ended before the story was over and I’m really bummed out. But then, whether it’s that night, the next night, or a hundred nights later, I return to the dream and the story continues. It’s been years since I’ve visited some, but i know I’ll recognize them if I return, and I’ll be glad to see my friends again. Sometimes dreams are in the same storyline, just at different times and places.

The weirdest part is that when I have these dreams, I almost always feel like some outside entity is trying to communicate with me. It’s not that I feel like the dreams aren’t mine. It’s more like my mind has touched something else and we created the dreamscape together.

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

I just really really need a good drive-thru café that’s open past midnight. Please, for the sake of all night owls!

Actively hate the discourse against 24/7 places like I get where you're coming from but in my ideal world a lot of shit would be 24/7 just with more shifts and better pay because plenty of people prefer to work nights or have to be out at weird hours to get basic necessities for one reason or another and acting like necessary services keeping to almost a 9-5 operating hours and having multiple days closed ignores people sometimes do need things immediately and it's not all some lazy selfish desire and isn't inherently harmful to the employees