Thecemeterian - Teaspoons

It gets funnier the more you think about it!

Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!

Cowards won’t Reblog

America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

This might just be my favorite human Bill.

My take on human Bill Cipher!! (Aka: my new brainrot is gravity falls)

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

Source

Noooo! Not the shorter lifespan! 🥺

The signs of time

I want

IT IS DONE

pattern is based on Andrea Cull’s DNA Pullover, and the double helix cable pattern was charted by @ub-sessed, which can be found here

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

pov: youre just trying to get coffee but this fuckin guy wants to hear about your trauma