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They/ThemAn autistic genderqueer vampire with the soul of a 70 year old depressed English cat, the mind of a curious corvid, and the attitude of a shapeshifting fae

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7 months ago

That is indeed mighty convenient

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7 months ago

Why must my existence as a lesbian be political? Why must my interest in women be political? Why must fictional characters' relationships be political? Why must we as individuals be political based on something as simple our own existence? We all just want to live our lives the way anyone else would and yet we're told to keep it private and to ourselves. We are told to not hold hands or write books for our children about families like ours or people like us because our words will take away the control they want over their children. We have existed under fire and shadow for millenia, and no matter how much has changed, we are barred from having the same treatment as anyone else. No law protects us from harm and discrimination, and yet we are expected to be calm. We are expected to sit here and take it and be grateful for inequality because 'it used to be worse'. This treatment is dehumanizing, and I do not want to be treated like something taboo to be hidden. I am a lesbian. I will hold hands with my girlfriend. I will walk these streets with pride. I will write about women and I will write about loving relationships and I will write about my experience. We will not be silenced. Our existence is not inheritantly political, but you have made it so, and we will not just sit here and be silenced and erased because you refuse to listen and learn.

7 months ago

Don’t mind me! Just drinking tea as black as my soul while skulls peer up from the darkness

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7 months ago

I have to disagree with you on this one, but I like my eggs firm, even crispy! Soft, runny eggs are awful.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

7 months ago

I would end my lifelong boycott of McDonalds if they would do this in the U.S.

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7 months ago
Whitepine On My Mind

whitepine on my mind

7 months ago

the emberton wire twitter account just posted a new article!

here's the full image:

Header: top doctors recommend: BEAT YOUR CHILDREN

Text: one thing that all parents can agree on, is that children are horrible vile creatures that can only be tamed through either punishment or a using a lobotomy (sic). children tend to always whine and scream and repeat the same angsty things every day such as “don’t invade my private space” or “please don’t treat me like an object” or “may i have some extra food?” or “stop choking me” and things of that nature. they never listen to anything the parents have to say, what disrespectful vermin. Most kids don’t realize that they should be treating their parent as their personal god and one who can do no wrong. the parent is graciously blessing them with food and a household to live in without rent! how charitable of the parent, not letting their children become homeless as they deserve. well, we here at the emberton wire have interviewed one children’s doctor on the topic “what is to be done with kids?”

nowadays theres a big fuss being made about good parenting, and treating your children in a so-called “moral” way, but this is simply fake news from the radical left feminists. a good slapping never hurt anybody, and it’s been proven that the more you punish your children, the more obedient they’ll be! People these days like to call it “hitting” or “whipping” your children to fearmonger this parenting style, but i propose we use the word “spanking” instead. you need to spank your children so that they don’t become soft! kids these days are all glued to their novels and it’s rotting their brains. back in my day we got treated inhumanely and never complained, but kids these days feel the need to complain about small things, like being yelled at, and being forced into child labor. 

The source of all our woes are children complaining, we should direct all our hatred towards these fragile, young minds. this won’t have any consequences in the future (Don Rosemond has never had a doctoring license but

Header: Gay men found near boarding school!

Text: earlier today there were two gay men approximately 6 miles from the emberton boarding school! they were found in an alleyway while they were kissing! that’s right, they were kissing!! disgusting! and so close to the children’s school as well, our most important thing is our children, so we must be on the look out for homosexual men who would molest them in a heartbeat! protect the kids! the men
7 months ago

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

7 months ago

Holy fuck this is breaking my brain

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7 months ago

I just really really need a good drive-thru café that’s open past midnight. Please, for the sake of all night owls!

Actively hate the discourse against 24/7 places like I get where you're coming from but in my ideal world a lot of shit would be 24/7 just with more shifts and better pay because plenty of people prefer to work nights or have to be out at weird hours to get basic necessities for one reason or another and acting like necessary services keeping to almost a 9-5 operating hours and having multiple days closed ignores people sometimes do need things immediately and it's not all some lazy selfish desire and isn't inherently harmful to the employees

7 months ago

obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.

7 months ago

Hehe

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

7 months ago

Epic

Head Archivist Hatsune Miku Design. One Could Even Say The World Is Hers

Head Archivist Hatsune Miku design. one could even say the world is hers

thanks OP for the idea,, I'll see if I'll get to the other Fears


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7 months ago

Eat them. It’s what they would want

THEY GROUND UP THE TOUDENS
THEY GROUND UP THE TOUDENS

THEY GROUND UP THE TOUDENS

7 months ago

Do people actually use these terms with the pop psychology definitions???

found this today

Found This Today

Please use these terms correctly. Not doing so will deeply harm the people who actually have experienced trauma, gaslighting, triggers, and people who have NPD.

Edit: okay holy hell this blew up overnight. To everyone who is mentioning the censoring - I did not make this graphic, nor did I censor it. I ABSOLUTELY AGREE and it actually kind of ties into my original point. That being said, PLEASE stop reblogging just to say that. I know. Everyone knows. It has been said enough.

7 months ago

Once I would’ve thought that 50 years was a tragically short lifespan, but now, after 19 years on this earth, it seems like enough

Chilchuck Is Definitely The Kind Of Dad That Scared His Kids With The Boogie Man, He Has That Kind Of
Chilchuck Is Definitely The Kind Of Dad That Scared His Kids With The Boogie Man, He Has That Kind Of
Chilchuck Is Definitely The Kind Of Dad That Scared His Kids With The Boogie Man, He Has That Kind Of
Chilchuck Is Definitely The Kind Of Dad That Scared His Kids With The Boogie Man, He Has That Kind Of
Chilchuck Is Definitely The Kind Of Dad That Scared His Kids With The Boogie Man, He Has That Kind Of

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

7 months ago

This is so haunting

Hug

Hug

7 months ago

The existence of this scene has to mean farcille is canon, right? Right??

God Bless

god bless


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7 months ago

It gets funnier the more you think about it!

Combining My Two Biggest Fixations Atm
Combining My Two Biggest Fixations Atm

Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!


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7 months ago

That is… terrifying. I’m not personally against ai, but it has to be used responsibly. It’s a tool to be used, and we have to make sure it’s not using us. This is why it’s so important to teach people what ai is, what it can and can’t do, and how to use it responsibly. Resorting to complete abstinence won’t fix the issue because it won’t keep people from trying to use it, it will just ensure that they are ignorant when they do, and that’s the real danger.

Text-generative ai basically works off of complicated mathematical algorithms. It doesn’t understand what the words that the user puts in or those that it spits out actually mean. It just looks for patterns and extrapolates based off of the input, essentially trying to tell the user what they want to hear.

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7 months ago

Why do we segregate sports by sex?

Disclaimer: this video was intended as a fun look at the inconsistent logic of gender segregation in sports, but as a short-form video, it naturally does not go into much nuance. One thing I want to make clear is that I do believe we should be making sports more inclusive to trans and intersex athletes, and it seems to me that a great starting point would be to stop gender segregating sports that really don’t need it. Like archery!


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7 months ago

Hatsune Cipher

Was Live-streaming On Insta When My Moots Came Up With The Idea Of Bill Miku 🎤⚠️

was live-streaming on insta when my moots came up with the idea of bill miku 🎤⚠️


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7 months ago
Wip Of An Artwork With Marcille And Falin From Dungeon Meshi

wip of an artwork with Marcille and Falin from Dungeon Meshi

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