Have Not Been Able To Get Over This Gif Ever Since I First Saw It

>be me

>tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world

>married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that

>wife seems bothered by all my time as sun rather than at home

>she says its nothing when i ask

>turns out she's cheating on me with tezcatlipoca

>tezcatlipoca invents texting several worlds early to message me about how his ''🅱️arbed 🅱️enis' gets all the 'xochiqussy' now

>spite drought.jpeg

>people keep begging me for rain despite being too depressed for it

>rain of fire.jpeg

>world fucking ends and we need a new sun for the next one

>find new wife who won't cheat on me with tezcatlipoca and is sun of next world

>our daughter comes home one day with her new boyfriend

>it's tezcatlipoca

I am now stewing outside and drawing while eating dinner yippee

This is the Aztec god Nanahuatzin. He sacrificed himself in a fire so that the world would have a sun and humanity could live. However, there is a problem. More and more humans are spending less time in the sun to spend more time at work and in school. In some places, people spend the whole day without seeing the light of the sun because they are busy working! This makes Nanahuatzin very sad because it means his sacrifice was in vain. Please cheer him up by quitting your job and/or classes to spend more time in his radiant light.

NOOOOO

im at chapter 20/27 of dracula rn and i love renfield so much omg

i would look him up but im so deathly afraid of being spoilered in any way

i like how he eats spiders and flies and vomited feathers once indicating he also ate his birds but he hasnt been doing that lately :(

id love for him to either turn out to be a vampire (it would lowkey make sense) or for him to become rational enough (or so it would seem) to join the vampire hunting gang

Wait I didn’t see this

Oh yeah, Tlaloc and Chalchiuhtlicue are considered to be Tecciztecatl's parents! (page 622)

Yeah there are worse options

Eyestrain

Stuck between in a dream

NEON SHARK LMAO I LOVE IT

Spin this wheel to get a word and this wheel to get an animal. Congrats, this is now your new MGS codename.

Reblog with your codename btw I'm curious-

(I'm Acid Cobra)

So real

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“You’ve been playing with the magic that is black.”

“But all of those powerful magical mysteries never gave a single thing back.”

Lovely lady Raine ❤︎︎