I Have No Context For This But At The Same Time It Completely Makes Sense

this is us attacking you

Hi :3

AAAAAAAAAAAH AGGHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE BLAST

Oh the pain

Funniest depiction of eclipses by far

What the fuck guys why are you doing that stop

Me finding something labeled “Amateur Tezcatlipoca Porn Videos” when trying to read about the fall of Tula for something

YES. I LOVE ANATOMY HEADCANONS

A study into 90% of Bill's organs

I went so overboard omg but I wanted to try underpainting :Dc See if you can guess what color was the base for each of em! Reasoning for design choices beneath the cut.

Teeth are retractable so as to not puncture the eye when not in use

Lashes are retractable because I couldn't figure out what else to do with them LOL they're pretty thick whiskers and so he'd have some trouble if they stayed in the way, but having them fully retracted would, I imagine, risk them getting stuck or the pores plugging with oil/dirt

Whether or not his tongue is forked varies in canon, just as his blood color does, so I just chose the ones I prefer! I do really like it when people give him blue blood but I think in subtler hues it can make him look a lil nauseous so it's easier for me to work with red

He cleans himself with his tongue because he's a gross little beast and can't just take a shower or something. Ok but really I just thought it was cute what are you a cop leave me alone

Every villain needs to be able to have claws it's like a rule somewhere I think

The second set of eyelids serve to protect the optic nerve but are mainly something I added partially for emoting purposes and partially because of how many times the animators do this thing where his lashes don't follow his lids and it drives me less insane to have a hc about it

Me when people say Tezcatlipoca is the evil brother while Quetzalcoatl is pure good

BOTH OF THEM DID BAD THINGS AND BOTH OF THEM DID BENEFICIAL THINGS IT TAKES SO MUCH FROM THEM TO LABEL THEMNGOOD OR BAD

Me everytime I see a badly writen retelling that makes unecessery changes to the source matterial that add nothing and rather take away from it, and it's clear that the writter both hates and doas not understands the source matterial, or when I see a bad take that misinterprets the source matterial:

Everytime when someone potrays Demeter a bad, overbearing mother.

Or when Persephone potrayd as a cute Kawaii pink aesthetic UwU girl (thanks Rachel, we are suffering the conseqvences of you fethis comic), and Hades is potrayd as a lonely nice guy who never did anything wrong.

Or when Medusa is potrayd/talked about as a sad, lonely, tragic girlboss and held as a symbol for women's empowerment and protection who wanted revenge, when she did not do anything to help women.

Or when Perseus is potrayd as a villian, or when Andromeda potrayd as an unhappy wife.

Or when people blatently say that Romeo and Juliet is not a tragedy, ignoring that the fect that the hate between two families lead to multiple people's death, and how the only time when they realised that they unfound hatered was bad was when they children were already dead.

Or when I see people claiming that Thor was a bad husbend to Sif.

Or when the gods get declawd. This is for any mythology.

Or when Hera redused to nothing but a bitchy wife.

Whenever that happands. I think of this song.

I will probably ad more to the post when more of this comes to my mind. Feel free to add more.

I really do feel like he misses him because one that’s his brother and they’ve worked together before and two that’s his equal and opposite

Tez every time he remembers that his brother hasn't returned after 500 years:

Maybe intoxicate him with pulque wasn't the best idea.

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“What were you holding? Why did it shine?

Did I glow like the moon when impaled by the pines?

You think that you've killed me, but watch my chest rise

How am I breathing if I've already died?”

(Warning for slight gore under the cut)

Haunted gaze 🫶 stop looking at me like that

References and yapping under cut

Wanted to make something pretty quick since the piece I’m currently working on is taking a while. Plus, Conch eyes are dope

Also realizing this is probably my first post where I’ve showed Tecciztecatl without his paint.