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Canines are underrated in my opinion. Not only does make you look like that one void cat, it also looks cool.

It’s a very good idea tbh

I wanna nom my friends so bad, it could be a lil secret too.

Also get nommed

I wanna nom my friends so bad, it could be a lil secret too.

Get nommed

I wanna nom my friends so bad, it could be a lil secret too.

I wanna nom my friends so bad, it could be a lil secret too.

To my fellow preds; I wish you a delectable prey.

And to my fellow prey; I wish you a good time and cozy stomach to rest on.

All- permission to spam this with reblogs and stuff.

I wanna see yalls vore art and stories

(Please keep it nonsex + sfw)

But essentially, reblog or comment with the link to a drawing or story that you or another person have made. It can be the most recent, or just your favorite.

You can comment and reblog as many times as you want. I will try my best to keep up with this and respond to as many comments and reblogs as I can.

The main goal of this post is to see yalls works. Show me what you love to see. Show me what makes you happy.

:Ɗ

For me, one risk for being a prey is being very moth-coded. I look at some maw, and just so hypnotised by its beauty that I just climb in without a thought. Do not let me near it, plz. It’s so distracting.

Admittedly there is a minor risk when falling asleep in your preds’ tummy. You might end up being a wrinkly biscuit.

This likely to happen, to cozy to not fall asleep.

Don’t know if I’ve already said this, but I will again again.

I love being in the belly of a pred, so MANY benefits, truely unrivalled. Not only are you in the comfiest place imaginable; it’s nice and warm, soothing ambience, massager, close proximity to a loved one (Platonic or otherwise). You are also in the safest place imaginable; an escape from the world and all its pain — a vacation if you will, and a powerful protector.

It’s also a good place for hide and seek. Good times all around.

For master post v2

Vore dictionary and thesaurus

Personal use or

1. Reverse craving

Noun: the desire to be eaten by another

“Reverse craving are clearly prey coded”

2. Strange cravings

Noun: the desire to eat another

3. . FHRD vore, FHRD

Noun: refers to any vore content containing any fatal, hard, reformation or digestion.

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4. Non-FHRD vore, non-FHRD

Noun: refers to when vore has no FHRD content

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5. Heavy vore, Heavy

Noun: refers to FHRD that has graphic descriptions or art (gore)

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6. Light vore, Light

Noun: refers to when vore contains non-FHRD or minimally descriptive/graphic FHRD

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7. Much-earlier-pre-vore, MEPrV

Noun: refers to events that happen way before the prey is vored

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8. immediate-pre-vore, IPrV

Noun: refers to events that happen just before the prey is vored

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9. Mid-vore, MV

Noun: refers to events after the prey is vored and before they are spat out, reforms or dies

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10. immediate-post-vore, IPoV

Noun: refers to events that happen just after the prey is spat out, reforms or dies

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11. Much-later-post-vore, MLPoV

Noun: refers to events that a considerable time after

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Common terms in sfw and nsfw

1A. Voring, vore, vored

Verb: the act of ‘eating’ or being ‘eaten’.

“Did you just vore him!?” “He just got vored, Jesus” “STOP VORING PEOPLE”

B. Vore, vore-ish, vore-y

Adjective: describes it such that it refer sto the communities, people or content around it.

“Vore community” “vore creators”

C. Vore

Noun: refers to that specific type of content

“I post vore”

2. Pred, predator

Noun: the one who eats the prey

“Preds are cool in my opinion”

3. Pred-coded

Noun: describes someone or someone who gives pred vibes.

“N is pred coded”

4. Pred crush

Noun: someone or something you would like to get eaten by

“Ragatha is my pred crush”

5. Prey

Noun: the one who gets eaten by the pred

“Preys are undeniably scrumptious”

6. Prey-coded

Noun: describes someone or something that would get themselves eaten voluntarily.

“Gangle is prey-coded”

7. Prey crush

Noun: someone or something who you’d like to vore.

8. Pred-prey dynamic

Noun: refers to how the pred and prey interact throughout the ordeal

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9. Pre-vore

Noun: what happens before the prey is consumed by the pred

“#Pre-vore”

10. Post-vore

Noun: what happens after the prey is consumed by the pred

“Digestion is considered post-vore”

11. Soft-vore, soft

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the pred swallows the prey whole

“#soft” “I only like soft-vore”

12. Hard vore, hard

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the pred chews then swallows the prey

“#hard” “I can not tolerate hard-vore”

13. Safe-vore, safe

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey remains unharmed post and pre-vore.

“#soft” “safe-vore is my favourite genre”

14. Fatal-vore, fatal, no reformation

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is killed at some point by the pred, usually permanent

“#fatal-vore”

15. Reformation

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is magically brought back to life, usually done by the whims of the pred

“Reformation is pretty interesting concept”

16. Digestion

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is partially to completely digested

“#digestion” “digestion is very graphic in artworks”

Strictly Sfw community

1. Extreme cuddling, nsx vore

Noun: refers to when vore is used as a coping mechanism and it’s content

“#extreme cuddling” “Extreme cuddling is how I describe my interest”

2. Eaten alive trope, swwh, swallowed whole, e a/t, nsx vore

Noun: refers to when vore is used as trope in storytelling

“Swwh is very fun”

Mostly Nsfw community

1. Vorny

Adjective: vore-ish desires combined with horniness.

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1. Oral

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is consumed via the mouth

“#oral vore”

2. Anal

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is consumed via the anus

Idk any examples

3. Cock

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is consumed via the penis

Idk

4. Vaginal, unbirthing

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is consumed via the vagina

Idk

5. Breast

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is consumed via the nipple

Idk

6. Absorption

Noun: refers to a genre of vore where the prey is consumed via the skin

Idk

More but unknown/not specified same goes with synonyms ig and I really’d rather not know more tbh.

I learned most of these when trying to figure what my interest in vore actually was, via the Reddit btw. Don’t go on there, yuck.

Clarification on the vore thingy

To add more clarification on something that is not only already clear (at least for me), but also unnecessary. I will proceed to more or less rant. This will most likely be used to explain essentially me on this specific thing to purely hypothetical people in a purely hypothetical scenarios, centred on teaching people who are new to this thingy. This is a very extensive and long post.

I wouldn’t be surprised if you think less of me due to this, I believe that’s because of its frankly unavoidable connection to cannibalism. I know this is biased, but it isn’t even close to that. Trust me, I would’ve taken ANYTHING ELSE, but no, I’ve stuck with this. And, as far as I remember — it isn’t great, so may be much older — since 2016. Which would’ve made me 10, approaching 11, so it is very old. If you’re concerned about me acting on these feelings, the way that reality works makes what I want diametrically opposed. You can’t just get eaten and not die, you could die from any of the following and more: hypoxia, hyperthermia, being dissolved/digested. But if it could happen the way I wanted, I still wouldn’t act on them. The only ways I could imagine it happening is being so moth-coded that I just crawl into a giants mouth and get swallowed, like an idiot.

If you, yourself, are fairly familiar with vore — either because of unrestricted internet access or you went on a quest for this kind of material — you will be aware that ‘vore’ (not in the way that I meant it) covers a whole lot more then what I talk about. And, that it is fairly dishonest to exclude cannabilism from the equation. Saying that, cannibalism and is pretty much just extra niche topic in vore as it has to fit: hard vore, digestion, no reformation/fatal, same size. However, for many reasons but particularly due to it making me viscerally recede in horror I refuse to associate with it at all.

If you wish that I stop hanging around communities that I share this with, I don’t recommend it. Not only has it made me comfortable with this, it has help manage it in a way that nothing else does. A bonus to that, Is the bonus emotions have gotten less frequent. There are additional quirks it has given me, which I will not name because it’s a bit odd.

First of all I when I use the word ‘vore’ I do not refer to the nsfw vore community or it’s possible sexual connotations, I mean it as a all-encapsulating term for when characters ‘eat’ each other. Not in a cannibalistic sense but as a non-fatal and unique form of either bonding, based on trust an protection as a tool to cope with personal trauma, or as a tool for storytelling. Neither of which I enjoy sexually or intend it as such. I may use other terms such as; extreme cuddling, Swwh etc to refer to specific elements of vore.

Coping mechanism

One the coping mechanism side of things, it is much more focused on the feelings of security and trust then the actual vore itself. This manifests as some weird-ass cravings (reverse craving and strange craving). Since cravings are a desire to eat a particular thing, and I’m the one wanting to be eaten, reverse craving fits the bill. The strange is obvious given the context.

Reverse craving is a word that I use to label a desire to swallowed hole by another, usually someone I deeply deeply trust, and for the purpose of ones’ own safety in an unsafe environment. Functionally speaking, it works by both direct and indirect ways. Directly, because the pred is usually more powerful then yourself they can protect you as you’re tucked away inside of them. Indirectly, because they are much larger then you; it acts as an escape as no-one will know your there. A bonus to that, is you are literally as close to them as you can be, which is nice. A similar yet different reasoning goes for the ‘strange cravings’, instead of the desire to be eaten, it’s to protect others who can’t protect themselves and out of fear of their loss.

From experience, the two cravings can occur at different rates. The most abundant being the reverse craving for many reasons, and can get really potent to the point of begging. The other, is much rarer and more so a byproduct of clinginess or protectiveness and I can salivate like crazy, i fr did not know I could salivate that much, that quickly. It is much harder to satiate though.

Storytelling

On the storytelling side of things, to me I just find it as a unique way of showing the bond of two or more characters, also it’s cool. Traits can be added to prey and/or preds to make some interesting scenarios. For example stomach fluid can have a healing effect rather then fatal. It’s very a simple interest, and I expect it to be one I post the most about.

If you read this and still don’t understand why I like this, either you aren’t trying to listen/understand and clearly not worth the effort. Or, you are trying but you just need time, that won’t be easy for the either of us, so please be patient.

Sorry if I rambled there’s a lot to say, and I want to make sure that NONE OF IT is misinterpreted.

Funky vore rant post

Idk if it’s just me or like they actually like vore.

Nearly every time (~35/40) a vore scene appears they comment/joke about it with similar phrasing & frequency to how I would comment/talk about vore to y’all. It’s too often to make me think that they don’t.

How the fuck do I manage this, for the better of us both.

Pred idea: invisible-Hallucinogenic preds

So a pred that induce hallucinations in the prey of what and where that pred is. So the prey can only see what the pred wants them to see but not the actual pred. Aka another ambush trait, like the petrified ones.

I think it would mostly be on the meaner side (lots of fearplay) but it can expose its true form to the prey for some good angst/fluff.

I’ll list some examples;

Scenario I

The prey believing nothing is awry, and still looking at the pred, converses with it seemingly proving that fact. However, since its hunger is getting of it, the saliva begins to droop down onto the surface prey as it lowers it maw over. The prey disturbed, looks up but only a clear sky and warm breath coating him. The prey now aware of what is going to happen, but is too late as is promptly snatched up and swallowed.

Scenario II

The prey familiar with its tricks and mischief, convinces the pred to take down its cloak to see its true self. As they practically brothers the hallucinogens slowly wear off and unveil it. Seeing the prey overcome by its cuteness gets embarrassed and swallows the prey.

Hybrid preds are awesome!

I’m now going to post about one perticular pred that has captured my imagination; Dragon hybrids.

Not only are they awesome on the aesthetic front (dragons would more do I need to say), they have some unique protection and narratively interesting possibilities.

Fire resistance for one, they can protect their prey from things like forest fires or explosions. And flight for two, imagine being flown somewhere but you’re in a cozy tummy, a bit like dragon pilot.

I have what examples to give as it’s just someone having the best sleep ever.

Be careful when your prey is a bit too lushous, you might end up swallowing them.

One of the best things about being a pred is that you keep your prey friends safe from any would be dangers. Plus, you get a delicious snack, that you can just nom and nom and nom, without any of the issues that eating tones have.

Prey are good snacks, nom em when you have the chance. You won’t regret it, I know I won’t!

GUYS- I keep coming up with new characters and not drawing my old ones TwT

Idk, Sally is based off a steam engine train. She is very warm, and she tends to eat cold passerby's. Her "stomach" essentially is a box lined with fluffy pillows. Also- she is very dang tall. The human shown in her stomach is for reference to how hecking tall she is. Anyway- I do have a story that inspired her- But will I tell it here (since half of it is a Mary sue)? No, probably not. Will I make up a story for her if prompted? Maybe...

"ahh no! please dont eat me !!! that'd be horrible!!!" I exclaim as I lay myself on a plate with neatly arranged fruit and jam

nsfw dni im a minorrrr

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Master post

Apologies as I am a fool and have made my main a SFW vore blog, and that all my follows & likes will originate from this account I’m sorry I didn’t intend this. Anyways, a little tangent now, this blog isn’t limited to vore posts and includes some shitposts and some serious posts like rants or *insert appropriate word here*. If you would like to learn / understand why I like vore the way I do, it is fairly heavy, especially the last bit, so be warned. I will add/edit as I deem necessary, it will also be proofread for easier reading. (Is a little out of date)

If you did read the essay-like post above, you would’ve been introduced to some new terminology. A “comprehensive” post that should work for both the NSFW and SFW vore communities which will include a compilation of definitions and synonyms for all terminology — that I am aware of —in those spaces.

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As I assume a disproportionate amount of people will be dragged to this blog, I have put links to all the others. Where all my non-vore interests lie, that I happy to chat about. Like: music, games (board, video), fandoms etc. I may/will eventually make vlogs that include those things, just concerned about possible anonymity “leaks”.

Side blogs

1. @thefunctionalautism (political schmuck)

2. @holygaloombaitsart (artsy stuff)

3. Ijndfbijnfdbijnd (

4. Kjndrkvndfkjnv (

5. Kejrnckjvnerivn (

Elaboration I

Link (inactive)

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Blog Focus points

1. g/t + vore (Implied & explicit) (not in the sexual way, it’s other definition ofc)

2. Extreme cuddling shitposts

3. Swwh ideas for pred and prey

4. Occasional vore fics

5. Vore Reblogs

6. Vore art

7. Functional posts

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Elaboration II

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As a human, I have some tolerances I would like to state; in terms of DNI’s and personal preferences. An amount of those aren’t personal. I will link to an elaboration on them below the list, as a slow and anxious person I don’t think that a mere over-generalisation will be enough.

Blocking requirements

1. Heavy vore Gore and generally gore blogs

2. Heavy weight gain blogs

3. Pedos, bigots etc (innocent till proven guilty)

4. Porn acc’s

5. Boundaryless blogs

6. Holocaust deniers, Gaza genocide deniers fascists and other Political stances (complicated)

7. Pro-shippers

8. Secret

Elaboration III

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As I recently got into writing and discovered how fun it is, I will link to a mega-post(s) to where I’ve archived my stories — for our convenience — and I hope you enjoy it too. Also, apologies for the bad writing English is my first language and not my second.

The adventures of the notorious trio

For master post v2

Elaboration for blocking requirements

1. As one of the main reasons I actually like vore is the inherent sense of trust and protection in it, I’m generally not a fan of fatal. But as long as it’s used for storytelling we’ll be fine.

2. For this it’s more so a matter of taste for me, it just gives me a yucky feeling. Yet again, not personal.

3. This very much so personal. I despise those who hate others based on merely on a lack of understanding or abuse others, especially if they’re believing that they’re right. They are so much more I could but they’re not worth the effort so I won’t.

4. Sex repulsed asexual, need I say more.

5. As I am coming about crossing others boundaries, and having no boundaries is a bit of a red flag. It’s complicated.

6. As I won’t tolerate people with certain ideologies or positions I won’t associate with them. I will block them only if they been proven to have those positions and are unwilling to change their minds, accusation I do not deem as enough for that block. Those positions are depressingly common: pro-genocide, pro-imperialism, pro-capitalism, pro-sadomasochistic policies, etc.

7. You should know why this is a DNI. This will be biased against them and if you don’t know what a ‘pro-shipper’ is; it is someone who promotes shipping characters of all ages etc. this does include paedophilic and incestuous relationships.

I’ll add more when it comes to it

you ever get envious of dessert. like. people always have space for it and they call it tasty. why cant i have that why cant i be the last course for a meal this is so unfair!!!!

tiny vampire being threatened with a toothpick

that's it that's the post press the send button

one thing tumblr has unironically done to improve my mental health is completely rewrite how i view disgust as a concept. there is no higher compliment to me than being told i have something wrong with me and should be ashamed of myself when i'm just living my life in a way that is perhaps odd and hard to understand, but ultimately as harmless as you can get in our society. which probably wasn't the intention of all the advice i got in therapy to reframe my negative thought patterns as more positive ones, but it's doing great things for me.

Rant

I hate bigots so much. I don’t understand why you would hate a person based on the fact you don’t understand them. I have friends like that, and usually consider unfriending them but I don’t have a lot of other people. I know I’m aplatonic and generally’d rather have no friends anyways but ya know. Drives me up the wall, and sad. Why? Just why? It just hurts.

I have a DNI for reason, I have a deep personal hatred for those people, I nearly can’t stand them. I feel like a hypocrite, having a connection makes it so much harder to leave, even if it’s not good for you. It sucks so much

Made a persona for @thefanciestborrower as a Christmas gift!!!

I always sort of imagined @thefanciestborrower sorta fancy steam punk like- so thats what I went with here!

Bonus of the tiny getting eaten

Part 4

With the giant laughing profusely, making everyone else very confused on why. They start pulling the lead to get them out, assuming that something is wrong. They do continue to fight as they up the oesophagus, but Gondor tries to swallow them into submission so that they stop. Fortunately, It works and once they got out of the throat and back into the mouth they begin again. Annoyed, he picks them both up and told them off for misbehaving and generally being bad prey, well he didn’t say that but that was the message that the two got.

With the whole ordeal over, Sarah rejoins the two and they celebrate over the trio uniting at the local pub. They end up drinking apple juice instead of beer mostly they all agree on that it’s gross and tastes like piss but they still want to look like appropriate. Floyd however, can’t seem get over his experience and wants to relive it, he has never felt as secure and comfy anywhere else. The others are ignorant of that fact, so Floyd begins to consider find Gondor again without their knowledge.

That symbolises of the first adventure. Many more shall proceed