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Sasha an ugly bitch beSIDE you

Hating is incredible. Look at them, they’re glowing.

I CAN FINALLY UPDATE MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!

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Kekeke!

I'm so curious about your MCD rewrite/AU so sorry if this is long-

How old is everyone before the timeskip? Who gave Zane the amulet if Kawaii~chan didn't want to help him with that? What's the in-lore reason that Laurence is Shad's.. decendent..thingy...? Can all of the Divine Warriors reincarnations(Garroth,Aph,Laurence,etc) talk to the people who turned into relics? Or is that just an Alina thing?

again sorry for the long ask :(

Haha! Oh boy you think that ask was long? Buddy, I basically wrote you an essay. Buckle up.

(Linking to a separate post on my alt that has all ages for s1 on it since otherwise it'll make this post far too long)

First off! KC is taking Brian's place as traitor, not Garroths. So KC is the one leaking info to Zane, not the one stealing the amulet from Laurance. (Also unlike Brian she's not kidnapping nicole or opening the gate.)

On that note, Garroth doesn't betray everyone because of jealousy, he would be early into his relationship with laurance and aphmau by this point so seeing them kissing in the woods wouldn't phase him, even if it wasn't out of character. Garroth DOES work with Zane. However, it's out of a misguided attempt to defend the village and his lovers. "Lord Aphmau's optimism is encouraging, sure, but she doesn't know what O'Khasis will do. She's an untrained nobody who's had a lucky streak, and she's naively leading the village to the slaughter. Just help me with this one ensy wensy favor, dear brother. I just need a little trinket your fellow guard his holding for safe keeping. Give me that, and I'll leave your little village and your... ugh, "partners" alone." Garroth importantly doesn't sequester himself away in his quarters. He's acting necrotic, jumpy. He's not sleeping, and he's checking and rechecking defenses in preparation. He's visibly running himself ragged in an attempt to justify phonix drop being able to defend against an O'Khasis invasion, but he just can't. Because in Malachi's castle, this was his greatest fear. that by entrusting aphmau as lord he doomed the village, that her optimism and helpful nature would not be enough and she would lead to the villages destruction. That him running away from his fate would eventually catch up to him and O'Khasis would destroy anything in its path to apprehend him. Aphmau and Laurace will not agree to allow Garroth to sacrifice himself, and Truthfully, Garroth doesn't want to. But O'Khasis will eat them alive. Surly, this is the answer? One favor for his brother, and everyone he loves can live in peace. Fear of losing everything can lead people to doing things they regret.

Laurance is actually NOT Shads decendent. Because... Shad doesn't have any. Alina was his only child, and after she died, he was too wracked with grief to think about having more children. But what Laurance IS is Shads vessel. Laurance spent MONTHS in the nether being tortured. There's no way the process of turning into a shadow knight took that long. He was being prepped as a host. Shad can only do so much with corpses, and Laurace not only entered the nether as an alive, able bodied skilled guard. But also a companion of the woman who is really similar to his ex-wife (irene). Laurance is functionally the PERFECT host, BUT... ungrth rescued him before the process could be completed. A massive loss after coming SO CLOSE. But the calling always brings them back, it's only a matter of time before laurance crumbles to the urge ans returns to the nether and into Shads waiting clutches. (I'm thinkin laurance has these like, intricate brands on his back to allow shad entry and control. He and aphmau might work with emmalyn, Vylad and Zenix to try and figure out what they are. (Irene probably already knows) but even if they do figure it out the calling is too strong and he enters the nether to protect aphmau and garroth at the cost of his free will.)

Yes, everyone with a relic can speak with the person the relic was made from. (Irene's relic is a little different because it wasn't made at the cost of her life, so if someone else held the relic they would not be able to speak to her but because aphmau IS her, she can. And she talks to her even before picking up irenes relic.) But here's who they would get to talk to based on the relic

Shads relic: Alina (basically Liliths sister now.)

Esmunds relic: his younger brother (reminds Garroth of Zane)

Menphias relic: her good friend (reminds Katelyn of Jeffory)

Enkis relic: his mother (reminds Travis of his mom)

Kul'zaks relic: his father (reminds Vylad of Garte)

Were these specifically designed to cause the most psychic damage to the new relic holders? Yes.

Also never apologize for a long ask again i love to yap.

Silly goofy Wizards

can you tell us more about your mcd rewrite/headcanons? obsessed with your version of the kiddos! how does the 7 year time skip work? how old is dante? how old are nekoette and dmitri? does alina exist? is this garrancemau? does aaron exist? well probably since lilith is lycan, but i’m so curious and amazed and definitely sold on whatever’s going on here

OH BOY STRAP IN I'm so excited to talk about this.

for starters, the 7 year time skip is in place of the 15 year time skip, but since its fiction, characters like Travis and Michi will still be adults since we didn't meet them season 1 and don't have to adhere to preestablished ages. the biggest changes are really to the world and the kids. (keep in mind there are some other changes that happen in season one that would effect how characters work or how things play out, for example KC being the traitor or Nichole being a werewolf both heavily effect the plot that plays out around them and how their characters behave. i can hear your screams about KC but just trust me. hold my hand. we'll get through this together)

side note. the reason its 7 years is because that's the actual length they are in the Irene dimension in the episode. technically 7 minutes and 30ish seconds so its a 7 and a half year time skip.

Dante is 22 in season 1 and 29 maybe 30 in season 2. in season 2 Dante is much less in charge of guarding a village and more so, protecting the remaining members of phoenix drop after O'Khasis and Scaleswind burnt it to the ground and most people left. Its important to note that this time, Alexis, Kyle, Levin, and Malachi are not present. The only guard besides Dante is Nicole who was disowned by her father at the end of season 1 due to being a werewolf (its an allegory for being gay but she doesnt know that yet shhhh) and KC is staying out of a sense of trying to make up for her mistakes (she was the traitor in season one because Zane threated to have her deported back to tu'la, (where shes wanted for being a magicks user,) if she didn't put the listening amulets into her dolls and give them to the guard (Dante) so Zane could listen in on their meetings. but she ends up coming clean in the end and refusing to help Zane anymore) anyways BECAUSE of these factors and Dante's closeness with both of his perspective baby mamas combined with the fact that there is NO WAY Dante had any sex ed experience. Dimitri is born earlier than he is in the series. but not before Nicole realizes she's a lesbian and amicably breaks things off with Dante, staying friends (they're roommates for awhile). Dante and KC start dating and its through hanging out with Dante and baby Dimitri that she realizes she wants that with Dante asks him how he would feel about having another child. Which, of course, born-to-be-a-girl-dad-Dante is overjoyed about. Dmitri and Nekoette are both younger than they are in the series by the time we meet them. Dmitri being around 4 while Nekoette is about 3.

Alina does exist! sort of! she's not the same character as she was in the series. instead she is Shad and Irene's unnamed daughter who was turned into a relic. I'm actually shocked that plot point got introduced and the ACTUAL girl who was turned into a relic didn't even get a name. I also think it would be interesting if the people who the relics were made out of could speak to their holders and Lilith is the one who ends up with it instead, making Alina still important just in a different way. (shes also older, like 8)

hell yeah its Garrancemau. they get together near the end of season 1 and the series as a whole ends with their wedding.

Aaron does exist, but much in the way Alina does, he's a lot different. he's not shads vessel (that's Laurance), he IS still Liliths dad and he does still die but this time its for good. Aaron is significantly older than Aphmau and their relationship is not a romantic one, its a mentorship. Aaron is the example of someone who married a member of his guard and it worked out (changing Lily to his head guard because what do you MEAN she was the guards daughter) he's an example of exactly what Aphmau most fears, losing everything and it being her fault. he's actually a FANTASTIC parallel to Aphmau because in so many different ways he represents what her future could look like. and then he dies. and she has to cope with her first ever huge loss. and so does Lilith, and everyone else who had grown to like him. (he's less broody and stand-offish and is known better for his wisdom and advice) and he doesn't come back. we have to cope with that loss the same way aphmau does and find a way to move on without him. while she tries to remember everything he taught her. (also instead of the amulet blowing his town up it transforms him into the ultima and he goes on a mindless killing spree. that's way more blood-on-your-hands than accidently blowing everyone up.) I have more i could say about him but this section is already too long.

I'm happy to go more in-depth on any of this if you're interested! me and my sister have put A LOT of thought into this as we've been watching it together so if you want me to elaborate on anything PLEASE ask.

Season 1 Garrancemau you're so special to me

*sounds of screaming and breaking glass in the background* the kids are alright.

im so damn OBSSESSED with your mcd art. yout cadenza your timeskip dante THE SHADOW KNIGHT LAURENCE PIECE. me and my friend are doing a powerpoint night and im using your art to try and convince her of the attractiveness of minecraft guys haha :)

This is so funny, thank you I am honored 🙏

its tots cool if not but... I saw ur mcd art and I... I need more maybe like shadow night laurnance.. (I'm normal abt him trust) and garroth and aph :33

please and thank you ur art maks me happy.......

Breaking points

The siblings ever

Dante is my favorite character.

You guys don't see visions of god when you're wasted?

Teens but older... advanced teens

Line up for the dnd game I'm in currently (I play the Goliath. Her ass does NOT know she's in an evil campaign 💀💀💀)

Wip that I don't think I'm gonna finish. The movie was good but it would've been better if they kissed.

They make me sick if I think about them for too long

His ass is NOT taking responsibility

"For what it's worth, I was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you"

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Scary Terry lifecycle

Ah, the Oak family tradition of having very complicated feelings towards your father(s).

Rip Bill Cipher, you would have loved Chapelle Roan.

hey I hope you don’t mind, I wanted to draw some fanart of Gideon! His swagless looks and ugly ass Hawaiian shirt have captivated me

[sorry if the picture looks like shit, I literally can’t take a good photo to save my life]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS!!!! you totally captured the pathetic loser, soggy cat energy lmaoooo. I've never seen someone draw fanart of one of my characters before!!! I'm so flattered that you saw the potential in my mess of a man lmao! thank you so much!!! <3

Hey! for you guys who asked if I had a fic for my guardians swap au well this person made one!!!! There's one chapter out so far and it's GREAT!!! please go read it if you're interested!!!

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jade Harley & Dave Strider, Jade Harley & Rose Lalonde, John Egbert & Jade Harley Characters: Jade Egbert, Jade Harley, Dave Lalonde, Dave Strider, Rose Strider, Rose Lalonde, John Harley, John Egbert, Dad Egbert, Nanna Egbert | Beta Jane Crocker Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Character Swap, Alternate Universe - Guardian Swap, ill add more characters as we get further in lol, Same For Relationships Summary:

Your name is Jade Egbert, and today is your 13th birthday! Coincidentally, it is also the day that everything in your life will change.

(In which the guardians of the beta kids are swapped)

Original AU and art by @ithinkdogshouldvote​! Check them out!

hey totally not for any fic reasons but how would the trolls in your world work? would they swap blood colors or just guardians? (also unrelated but i may have an entire notes page ive been writing based on the single post you made lol)

The trolls are the same! The only thing that changed are the beta kids being sent to the other parents house. Everyones patron trolls has remained the same as well!

My campaign just ended, so now you guys have to see my sopping wet ugly lizard warlock who's patron is his ex-wife.

i love your recent post including the dnd classifications for the mcd guys. HOWEVER. i know nothing about dnd. mainly i’m curious about your thoughts behind the strike through over “champion” for laurance? i’m super interested in the lore

Yeah! So, Laurances class is fighter, and champion and eldritch knight are both different fighter subclasses. Laurance USED to be a champion when he was head guard of meteli but his subclass was changed to an eldritch knight when he was turned into a shadow knight

(My original idea was for Laurence to be a paladin who became an oathbreaker after turning, but that's Gene. Also, being a paladin would imply that there's any honor there. Laurance fights with the desperate tenacity of an animal that refuses to die.)