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Hehe stabby stabby!!

thanks for the tag! Hey y’all, I currently have Signs by TE/MO and Homesick by MICO stuck in my head

Uhhh… @thingsheardinband @algebraic-dumbass and @justcallmedom31

y’all are my only other mutuals so it’s your turn!

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

I don’t think I’ve ever found a post that describes me more

"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

Of course I don’t have velociraptors! Who would have such a thing in their closet? *Raptor screeches in the distance* Yea definitely don’t *nervous laughter*

I AM LGBT AND I SUPPORT LGBT AND I DEFINITELY AM NOT HIDING A GROUP IF VELOCIRAPTORS IN MY BEDROOM CUPBOARD!!! *Leans on the door of my bedroom cupboard, dinosaur sounds coming from within* *whispers at the door* shhh be quiet or else they'll know

@thehumanwiki

Omg I knew it was true but I’ve never seen pictures!

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

:)

You’ve finally done it. I can’t believe you have finally found me. :,(

Things I Heard at Marching Band #17

Are there bears in Ohio?

Things I Heard at Marching Band #16

I can taste sleep

Things I Heard at Marching Band #15

What is up with you and big shits?!

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Things I Heard at School #2

She’s not a chameleon!

Things I Heard at School #1

You think I’m god?! I’m Santa Claus!

So my grandpa was in charge of desserts so we were confused when he said he was bringing a casserole…

Reblog if you're a pretty queer who's pretty queer.

Things I Heard at Marching Band #14

My brain is a tofu scramble. I will turn myself into a meatball sub.

Things I Heard at Marching Band #13

Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty

Things I Heard at Marching Band #12

Band Director: Remember to fill your instrument with air. … Wait who’s Phil? *takes a breath to start playing* Mello Section Leader: My pastor

Band Director: *Plays and laughs at the same time and ends up choking*

Things I Heard at Marching Band #11

Accidentals are sexy

Things I Heard at Marching Band #10

One day I peed on my dad

Things I Heard at Marching Band #9

That’s a sexy house

Things I Heard at Marching Band #8

Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #7

The air is constipated

Things I Heard at Marching Band #6

And I’m taking my pants off … AHH!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #5

All I heard was hot and stripping and I’m very concerned

Things I Heard at Marching Band #4

Stop throwing dead birds at people!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #3

I wonder how long it would take to charge a tomato

Things I Heard at Marching Band #2

The sun beats women!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #1

I’m going to skin your mother !