Noting The Volatility Of Various Retirement Products And The Long-term Uncertainty Of Global Markets,

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'The Night Gardener' by Eric Fan

I hope I'm not the only psycho out there actually using Moebuntu unironically

The Linux Pipeline

Try Ubuntu to revive an old machine

Hate Ubuntu

Switch to Mint

Enjoy it

System breaks catastrophically

Switch to Manjaro because Arch is cool and Manjaro is easy

Enjoy it

Switch to They/Them pronouns

System breaks catastrophically

Switch to Fedora

Yearn for Arch

Switch to basic bitch Arch

Enjoy it

System breaks catastrophically

Switch to NixOS

Never switch again (lying)

Lomochrome color ‘92 Sun-kissed

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

“Life begins at ejaculation on the small of one’s back. Who are we to play God? We must let gravity take its course. Semen is a living, squirming thing, and any wipe-down after a completed sexual act amounts to homicide.” Ivey added that anyone found to have handed women a towel to mop up the semen would be prosecuted as an accessory to murder.

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Villa Farnese, Caparola, Province of Viterbo, Italy

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Art by David Lynch

Claiming epiphanies just seem to come to him when he sits by an orca tank, local man Troy Morales told reporters Friday that he always gets his best ideas in the splash zone. “Something about a 10-foot wall of water crashing onto me really gets the brain juices flowing,” said Morales, who described a phenomenon in which his mind is able to ideate freely given the lack of distractions at the edge of the orca pool, allowing inspiration to strike while he is drenched by a whale-induced tsunami. 

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