“Life Begins At Ejaculation On The Small Of One’s Back. Who Are We To Play God? We Must Let Gravity

As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori Randall is now capable of using every single bathroom in the country at once. “Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials in a statement echoed by officials in thousands of other towns and cities across the nation, where every single stall in both public and private bathrooms is being currently occupied under the formidable capacities of the single trans individual.

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“Beatrice is Coming for You, 1913” & “Loveley Beatrice, 1913”

© Benz and Chang, 2022

watercolour on paper

CALL ESTROGEN HTML/CSS THE WAY IT DEVELOPS YOUR FRONT END

pleeeeeeeease indie web and scenecore and whatever other subcultures.... have fun and be cringe but PLEASE be careful with your blinkies. if your website has flashing lights that are on by default or that can't be turned off, then it is inaccessible to photosensitive people. if your post has flashing lights, it needs to be tagged. PLEASE. i love indie web stuff but the prevalence of unavoidable flashing lights makes me really anxious!! people have migraines and seizures! please use tags like "flashing lights" and "eye strain," NOT "epilepsy" or "epilepsy warning," and please consider making your site accessible by removing flashing lights or making them avoidable. PLEASE. make the web usable for photosensitive people.

"I might as well add Camp Here & There to my tags since I finished it"

And then I immediately came across this lol

No joke I had just finished the 1st season less than a month ago and today I decided to finally get off my ass and go add it to my tags, which I hadn't done previously for the sake of avoiding spoilers, and then stumbled upon this

Very Awesome. I know what I'll be doing this June.

Hello, friends!

I have been doing steady work behind the scenes, and I am ready now! I am proud to announce that…

Season 2 of Camp Here & There is coming June 10th, 2025, at midnight EST!

For those out of the loop: The first time I tried to set a date in 2023, my life was derailed significantly very soon thereafter in a series of mishappenings. It's taken me some time to get back on the horse, but I am back now, stronger, and here for good. Watch out, I am coming a'galloping!

I am very excited for this junction and for the return of these beloved characters. I believe that the writing for this season is some of my best work, and I am so wicked excited to produce that I can barely hold my joy.

See you all in June!

WELCOME BACK GALÁPAGOS RAIL!!!

Untitled, painting by ABeardedArtist