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City Palace complex, Udaipur, Rajasthan, India

Dancing with granite

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As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori Randall is now capable of using every single bathroom in the country at once. “Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials in a statement echoed by officials in thousands of other towns and cities across the nation, where every single stall in both public and private bathrooms is being currently occupied under the formidable capacities of the single trans individual.

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“Life begins at ejaculation on the small of one’s back. Who are we to play God? We must let gravity take its course. Semen is a living, squirming thing, and any wipe-down after a completed sexual act amounts to homicide.” Ivey added that anyone found to have handed women a towel to mop up the semen would be prosecuted as an accessory to murder.

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Mirror (1975) dir. Andrei Tarkovsky

Félix-Hilaire Buhot (1847–1898) - Les Esprits des Villes Mortes (Spirits from the Cities of the Dead), 1885

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Uzbek May Day postcard (1960s)

"May, Labour, Peace" is the traditional Soviet May Day slogan.