[said Very Pleasantly] I See You Have Mischaracterised My Blorbo. That's Okay. That's Fine. Everyone

A girl puts a knife to your throat and your immediate instinct is to kiss her. Melissa, you relatable bitch. Congrats on living the dream.

“Please stop destroying what is left of your heart by constantly thinking about things that have broken you.”

— Unknown

My pretentious opinion is that I prefer adult boreo and I think that Las Vegas boreo enjoyers are weak. Everyone can get behind angsty gay teenagers but it takes a real one to enjoy those full grown assholes with literal girlfriends and unresolved tension that has been built up for like a decade. They reek with doom and toxicity and they still would sacrifice their lives for each other. And there's definitely some resentment built up there they really need to talk about BUT THEY WONT.

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning

theo decker is like "i will only pursue romantic relationships that are doomed to fail. the only two women i love are shallow projections of my own trauma, and cannot love me back. i will self-sabotage by entering loveless relationships with emotionally distant women. the last time i felt true love for another person was with my childhood best friend. i am a heterosexual."

*rocking back and forth as I look into mirror* it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things it's not embarrassing to like things

cab driver from the goldfinch is like your dog looks gnc af