boris: [putting out cigarette in the ash tray, hasn’t showered in 2 weeks, vomit on his shirt, black out drunk, calling popchyk slurs]
theo: the way boris leaned over, collarbones creating dark pools at the base of his neck. his nose a strong aquiline with the barest suggestion of having been broken like some ancient bronze statue of a greek boxer. he seemed to me like a divine being who had come to earth only by mistake, perhaps as a punishment for some heavenly crime or another. anyways, I tried writing a letter to pippa the other day but had nothing to say so I gave up.
since everyone has the headcanon that ted is homophobic and an abuser, I’d like to talk about MY headcanon that ted actually likes will, and tells mike, "I like this byers kid," so mike knows that he supports and approves of his bf 😌
boris worries abt theo so much it makes me sickkkkk and theo won’t tell us abt this bc he’s a fucking cunt but boris cleaned up his vomit and dragged him out of the pool and out of the road and out of the desert over and over and over again and when he sees him again all he asks is are you happy no but really are you happy. it’s been 8 years i haven’t been able to take care of you tell me you’re happy. bc he CARES.
To try to do anything in this day and age is courageous. Even if you suck at least you’re fucking doing something. You’re creating something. You are doing SOMETHING. That in itself is a courageous act.
Hobie: such a natural talent for sales! such success! well done!
Theo, fully coked up, getting ready to sell the 5th knock-off Sheraton sofa that week:
:3 GET OUT OF MY SKIN GET OUT OF MY SKIN GET OUT OF MY SKIN GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!
When Mike packs up his room to move out of Hawkins with Will at the end of ST, I want the one way sign to point out of the closet as a wink and a nod that yes, we did all of that on purpose and some of you got it, congratulations, we made this show for you.
waaaaaiiit omg… wait i just remembered they don’t love you like i love you