A Short Story About Disability And Friendship.

Show girl bulge or, alternatively, a murder.

I think getting vampire fangs should be considered a gender affirming procedure

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Researchers have used Easter Island Moai replicas to show how they might have been “walked” to where they are displayed.

VIDEO

Who Here Believe In Vanpires

This is for those out there who were never taught the simpler things in life, or are living alone for the first time. I hope this reaches you and helps you in some way x

I went through all of these to find the perfect, most simple instructions for each. I'll add more things over time if needed/requested <3

Video instructions:

How to plait your hair

How to fold a T-Shirt

How to shave your legs

How to write + send a letter in the mail

How to ride a bike (with one of the people in the video learning how to ride one themselves)

How to tie a tie

How to sew a button back into a shirt (by hand)

Kitchen safety

Written instructions:

How to make pancakes

How to wash your hair

How to fry an egg

How to clean blood off your underwear

Your first kiss

Making a resume

Creating a personal budget

How to clean cuts and scrapes

Brushing your teeth

Guide to showering and bathing properly

Staying safe on the road/in your car

How to use a washing/laundry machine

How to hand-wash laundry

44 smoothie recipes

Basic recipes for living alone

A simple house-cleaning schedule

Home maintenance (for each season)

How to make an every-day simple salad

Cleaning stains from clothes

Tips for finding a good psychiatrist

Booking a doctors appointment (with a dialogue)

Dealing with an unfair workplace

Can someone please send me breast pics I’m having a bad day

one of the cooler parts of growing up is realizing that you were being incessantly lied to throughout highschool and that fat gay people are not only capable of being desired, but are actively and often voraciously lusted after

Im gonna piss so hard

Before you post something, is it going to PISS?

Piss off your followers

Incite terrorism

Sabotage your brand

Suck

If not, it’s back to the workshop and don’t even think of talking to me until you make a real post that PISSes hard and loud it’s 4:53 am and i don’t know what’s real anymore

“Yeah I fucked this goose before”

- Weaver “the goose molester”