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theofficialfartqueen

The Tortured Fart Department

The Tortured Fart Department is a subsidiary of The Tortured Poets Department where I post my mentally ill thoughts

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theofficialfartqueen
3 weeks ago

HELLO?? WHEN WAS THIS TAKEN????? AND WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED????

So Debut Era 💙🤩

so debut era 💙🤩


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theofficialfartqueen
1 month ago
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1 month ago
theofficialfartqueen
1 month ago

KIMI ANTONELLI MARRY ME PLEASE SOBS


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theofficialfartqueen
1 month ago

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits


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theofficialfartqueen
1 month ago

I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

theofficialfartqueen
2 months ago

this legend.

An Icon.
An Icon.

An icon.


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theofficialfartqueen
2 months ago

I LOVE SO MUCH OMG.

There’s A Ladynoir Shaped Hole In My Heart So I Made This Little Collage
There’s A Ladynoir Shaped Hole In My Heart So I Made This Little Collage

There’s a ladynoir shaped hole in my heart so i made this little collage </3 (tap for better quality lol)

(also WHY did i struggle so much with chat’s hair?? still not 100% happy with it but lets hope that with practice i’ll get better:)


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theofficialfartqueen
2 months ago

so you’re really telling me that grown man can rip out, smash up, and carry around traffic light poles post-super bowl win and that’s totally acceptable behaviour, but as soon as girls and women alike cry at a concert because they are seeing their favourite artist live, those same men get online and start mocking them by saying they are being too emotional and dramatic… right okay


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theofficialfartqueen
2 months ago

lies, nothing happened.

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theofficialfartqueen
2 months ago

im going to pursue posting my fan fiction here because character ai is not helping anymore.


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theofficialfartqueen
2 months ago

LMAOOOO EAT SHIT EMILIA PEREZ


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theofficialfartqueen
2 months ago

y did Ariana, Cynthia, Margaret, Lisa, Doja, and Raye clear the oscars...


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theofficialfartqueen
2 months ago
theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

slay!

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

NOOOOO I LIKED TOO MANY ZELDA POSTS AND NOW THERES.....ZELINK BEING RECOMMENDED TO ME


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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

single besties pls reblog this i need to feel less alone


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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

I need to know what happens when Adrien finds out his father was Hawkmoth/ShadowMoth/Monarch...like how do you even recover after that...how would the reveal even be like?

"monarch was your father also im marinette"

"...."


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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

IF I SEE THAT HAT GUY AD AGAIN. TUMBLR IM GONNA GET YOUR ASS.


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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

im gonna stream this song to get all the delusions out of my mind and manifest self focus yup yup yup.

Im Gonna Stream This Song To Get All The Delusions Out Of My Mind And Manifest Self Focus Yup Yup Yup.

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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

im so confused. is adrien a sentimonster now? do we hate Emilie agreste? what the fuck is going on. also get miraculous content out of my Tumblr recommended I cant do this again


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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

I want a chat noir just like him no fair. fuck you ladymug.

ID: Three black and white drawings of Cat Noir. In the large one on the left, he is smiling smugly, exuding an aura of arrogance. In the upper right, he is hissing. In the lower right is a cartoony little Cat Noir with his mouth open wide, meowing. End ID
ID: A drawing of Adrien Agreste, yelling angrily at someone undrawn. End ID
ID: A drawing of Cat Noir looking positively disgusted. His ears are angled downwards. He is saying "eugh." End ID
ID: A doodle of Cat Noir and Ladybug. He is perched up on an undrawn fence or wall of some kind, his tail swishing, while Ladybug has her arms crossed. She is unimpressed as she says, "I literally can't tell if you're a normal guy or not underneath the suit." Cat meows mischievously in response. Ladybug clarifies, "Not a compliment, kitty." End ID

cries mournfully. guess who's been reading fics lately JSDFKLSDKL


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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago
Anyways So....another Example Of Very Emotionally Unstable Men Crying Because Their Manly Game Showed

anyways so....another example of very emotionally unstable men crying because their manly game showed a very famous woman who people actually like


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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

she ate.

Ok this is cute af

Ok This Is Cute Af

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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago
theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

people booing Taylor when she was on screen is really weird and immature. she's literally there to support her boyfriend. dont act like u wouldnt do the same. trump literally took the chiefs loss as an advantage to bully Taylor....bye...so immature.

People Booing Taylor When She Was On Screen Is Really Weird And Immature. She's Literally There To Support

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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago
theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

OH MY GOD???? THIS IS AMAZING

 A Redraw Of This Chat Blanc Drawing I Made In 2020. I Still Like This Drawing And Just Wanted To See
 A Redraw Of This Chat Blanc Drawing I Made In 2020. I Still Like This Drawing And Just Wanted To See

A redraw of this chat blanc drawing I made in 2020. I still like this drawing and just wanted to see how I would draw it now!


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theofficialfartqueen
3 months ago

ladybug losing the butterfly miraculous at the end of season 5 is literally Kamala losing the 2024 presidential election


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