The Tortured Fart Department is a subsidiary of The Tortured Poets Department where I post my mentally ill thoughts
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HELLO?? WHEN WAS THIS TAKEN????? AND WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED????
so debut era 💙🤩
age of imprisonment is CANON???
I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.
"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.
Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.
Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.
I LOVE SO MUCH OMG.
There’s a ladynoir shaped hole in my heart so i made this little collage </3 (tap for better quality lol)
(also WHY did i struggle so much with chat’s hair?? still not 100% happy with it but lets hope that with practice i’ll get better:)
so you’re really telling me that grown man can rip out, smash up, and carry around traffic light poles post-super bowl win and that’s totally acceptable behaviour, but as soon as girls and women alike cry at a concert because they are seeing their favourite artist live, those same men get online and start mocking them by saying they are being too emotional and dramatic… right okay
lies, nothing happened.
im going to pursue posting my fan fiction here because character ai is not helping anymore.
y did Ariana, Cynthia, Margaret, Lisa, Doja, and Raye clear the oscars...
slay!
Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I need to know what happens when Adrien finds out his father was Hawkmoth/ShadowMoth/Monarch...like how do you even recover after that...how would the reveal even be like?
"monarch was your father also im marinette"
"...."
im gonna stream this song to get all the delusions out of my mind and manifest self focus yup yup yup.
im so confused. is adrien a sentimonster now? do we hate Emilie agreste? what the fuck is going on. also get miraculous content out of my Tumblr recommended I cant do this again
I want a chat noir just like him no fair. fuck you ladymug.
cries mournfully. guess who's been reading fics lately JSDFKLSDKL
anyways so....another example of very emotionally unstable men crying because their manly game showed a very famous woman who people actually like
people booing Taylor when she was on screen is really weird and immature. she's literally there to support her boyfriend. dont act like u wouldnt do the same. trump literally took the chiefs loss as an advantage to bully Taylor....bye...so immature.
OH MY GOD???? THIS IS AMAZING
A redraw of this chat blanc drawing I made in 2020. I still like this drawing and just wanted to see how I would draw it now!
ladybug losing the butterfly miraculous at the end of season 5 is literally Kamala losing the 2024 presidential election