The Tortured Fart Department is a subsidiary of The Tortured Poets Department where I post my mentally ill thoughts
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BUSINESS LESBIANS
to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel
so...it took Adrien's grandparents THIS long to see their grandson..? BE SO SERIOUS RN LMAOOOO
these are Gabriel's parents bc aint no way.
there's only 6 things I love. my family, Taylor swift, cats, gardening, baking, and MEN
what the actual fuck is that.
zelink IS BAD…MIPHLINK IS BETTER…
did I do this before..
lesbian urbosa is superior in every way.
I was today years old when I found out that Charlie Besso is not in fact British...but hes.....f-f-f-french... sobs
LMAOOO DIABOLICAL
Jacob Rott | via instagram stories
ok nvm ignore last post travis is playing tonight (Credit to my friend who said that it might be travis btw)
the last crowd outside the stadium...
im gonna cry now. (she's reportedly arriving an hour early so please hurry and do ur masterminds!)
eras tour movie num 2...also I did my mastermind and it didnt accept and she wore the things I guessed for lover..kms
I love my mommy
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡
goodbye our freedoms and liberty
I can’t believe about 500k people have voted third party
so...how are we feeling after Agatha all along....
me liking eras tour photos on Tumblr knowing I won't be able to go to the eras tour for my birthday: