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3 months ago

BUSINESS LESBIANS

To This Day Possibly One Of My Best Ideas. Someone Get Me A Pitch Meeting With The Hallmark Channel
To This Day Possibly One Of My Best Ideas. Someone Get Me A Pitch Meeting With The Hallmark Channel

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel


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3 months ago

so...it took Adrien's grandparents THIS long to see their grandson..? BE SO SERIOUS RN LMAOOOO

these are Gabriel's parents bc aint no way.

So...it Took Adrien's Grandparents THIS Long To See Their Grandson..? BE SO SERIOUS RN LMAOOOO

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4 months ago

there's only 6 things I love. my family, Taylor swift, cats, gardening, baking, and MEN


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4 months ago

miphlink.....fanfiction soon..?


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4 months ago

this is so amazing omg.

2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN
2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN

2024 ACCORDING TO CHAPPELL ROAN


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4 months ago

zelink IS BAD…MIPHLINK IS BETTER…

Zelink IS BAD…MIPHLINK IS BETTER…

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4 months ago

Aunt Carol is gorgeous, haters will be turned into kibble.

Family Gathering.

Family gathering.


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4 months ago

did I do this before..

theofficialfartqueen - The Tortured Fart Department
4 months ago

me on my way to SHOW who my favorite artist is:


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4 months ago

I was today years old when I found out that Charlie Besso is not in fact British...but hes.....f-f-f-french... sobs

4 months ago

give him my constipation too

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk


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4 months ago

consuming gay content is not enough, i need to kiss a man on the mouth


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GAY
5 months ago

happy 35th birthday Taylor!! @taylorswift

Happy 35th Birthday Taylor!! @taylorswift

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5 months ago

LMAOOO DIABOLICAL

Jacob Rott | Via Instagram Stories

Jacob Rott | via instagram stories

5 months ago

ok nvm ignore last post travis is playing tonight (Credit to my friend who said that it might be travis btw)


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5 months ago
Um...swiftmas Is Early?

um...swiftmas is early?


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5 months ago
The Last Crowd Outside The Stadium...

the last crowd outside the stadium...

im gonna cry now. (she's reportedly arriving an hour early so please hurry and do ur masterminds!)


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5 months ago
Eras Tour Movie Num 2...also I Did My Mastermind And It Didnt Accept And She Wore The Things I Guessed

eras tour movie num 2...also I did my mastermind and it didnt accept and she wore the things I guessed for lover..kms


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5 months ago

I love my mommy

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

6 months ago

GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡


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6 months ago

I can’t believe about 500k people have voted third party


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6 months ago

so...how are we feeling after Agatha all along....


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7 months ago

me liking eras tour photos on Tumblr knowing I won't be able to go to the eras tour for my birthday:

Me Liking Eras Tour Photos On Tumblr Knowing I Won't Be Able To Go To The Eras Tour For My Birthday:

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