Hehehwheje Long Option

i was drinking coffee and someone asked me a question and i answered but i forgot i had coffee in my mouth and it all fell out helnp me

Ok so obviously spoilers for Origami King and JJBA, but while playing through the pre-Sweetpaper Valley segment for the first time since actually having watched every episode of JJBA, I noticed various similarities between the way Bobby’s death is written, and the way deaths in JJBA are written. Here, we will both examine the scene of Bobby’s death and the aftermath of it, and how it compares to various character deaths in JJBA. I kinda forgot my argument so I’m just gonna use a bunch of screenshots and gifs to show scenes I thought matched and maybe give my thoughts

First: Olivia’s reaction to Bobby’s death/Narancia’s reaction to Abbachio’s death.

Both express a disbelief at first that their companion is dead…

Followed by dramatic and utter despair and a complete breakdown, with Narancia falling to the ground sobbing and Olivia running into the cave to cry in a dark room.

(1/4)

The Bob-Bomb plot in Paper Mario: The Origami King is literally just like every character death in JoJos Bizarre Adventure. I will elaborate if prompted.

My god my girlies

MY GIRLIES. I am still crying, I am still crying about this. Every day I cry about this.

You bitched so hard about being forced to read 1984 in school when it’s so problematic (tm)

Maybe you should have actually paid attention when you read it

Because all these AI fics

You are LITERALLY MAKING THE GARBAGE NOVELS FROM 1984 that are written by machines

You have literally recreated the worthless soulless machine-made books

Literally,

Literally. Every once in a while it hits me in a fresh wave of disbelief and anger. You have literally created the dystopian book from the dystopian story about why dystopia is bad, and you are passing it around like it’s this amazing thing. I’m crying, I’m crying.

Selling my soul (going into debt) to foul powers of unimaginable evil (government and private lenders) so that i might gain great arcane knowledge (go to college)

That one guy from DR2 goodbye despair

Gyatt: Parody(?) of Giraffe by Miniature Tigers

I’ve been mewing

With sigmas dressed as freaks

They’ve been edging

Injured rizzlers in their sleep

Gyatt some feelings

That breaks my mewing streak

I can sigma

I know I can

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Been looksmaxxing

Trying not to show the fact you Fanum Taxed me

You really rizzed me up

Like a sigma male

Being rizzed to death by memes

That’s an image, no one wants to see

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Hey! It’s just another skibidi day where I’m at

My gyatt’s in Ohio cause I’m trying to looksmaxx

I wake up in the morning with a bad jaw ache

I edge and mew for 20 minutes then I’m off into the day

That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Honey, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

Oh, That’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

And that’s what you got for sticking out your gyatt

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

I reblong him because I love fat cocaine pigeon stacks

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

my parents almost named me altoid

fuck it, naming my kid Yarlf. just really getting gross with it.