Idk What To Wear... The Host Said It's Sprout Themed⁉️🌱

Made some butterscotch cinnamon cookies and tbh toriel knew her shit

do you have any dirty dishes 🍽️ in your room right now?

if so don't worry about it it's fine does anyone wanna kiss me on rthe mout

Well now we have ozone layer subliminal message snail rainbows that make you think you’re a snail so hard you turn yourself into one

I think one of the biggest reasons I enjoy jjba is because I envy this level of confidence and sincerity in storytelling. See, I would not have just said something as fucking stupid as "bullet-deflecting oil." I would've come up with some kind of Watsonian bullshit magic-science explanation that at least squared with the logic of the story instead of just saying "Oh, it's an oil that deflects bullets" and moving on to the next thing. But that is not because I am a better storyteller, no, quite the opposite. It's because I'm a coward.

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

don’t have actual plans for the future but i do have a futuresona which is a version of me that accomplishes all of my assorted and unrealistic goals

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

This is the guy whose assistant called a guy metrosexual as an insult

really big fan of this phoenix

if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains

not enough platonic cuddling in this world methinks

NO SUNDAY YOURE NOT JUST DEHYDRATED THIS TIME YOURE ASCENDING TO GODHOOD