Latest Posts by therealmemedaddy - Page 5

Darth Sidious was a force moderate, not too light, not too dark. I'm tired of hearing the light side extremist perspective of the Jedi.

I'm so capitalist, I don't equally distribute my sugar between scoops of my measuring spoon.

The TikTok ban: I guess capitalism is building a wall to keep people from moving to socialism. How'd that work out when it was the other way around?

How come you almost never hear about serial killers anymore? People collectively got less stabby?

Christianity should be like the ancient Romans and say it's OK to be gay as long as you're not a bottom. Bottom-phobia makes more sense.

If I was an alien landing on earth, I'd pretend to have my entire planet always have practiced the most obscure earth religion to see if humans would convert to it.

I'm not lying on the internet. I'm speaking truth from the perspective of a character that doesn't exist.

I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.

I'm fine with the British royal family marrying out of their race as long as they aren't FILTHY FUCKING commoners! What happened to nobility making actual alliances with their marriages?! Or just bring back incest and keep it in the family. Either way - NO PEASANTS!

"America was founded on Judao-Christian values"

Someone do me a favor and point out the Jewish founding father. This is just a dog whistle for white.

There's no social rejection worse than a cat slinking away from being pet. It is the truest form of rejection.

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

I am the greatest.

Don't you love it when your phone goes into low battery mode so the screen dims when there is glare from the sun and it becomes utterly unusable. Yeah I just love that.

The most unrealistic part of Hellsing was that the Catholic Church didn't like the Nazis.

If I was born in colonial times I like to think I'd be against slavery but there's no way in hell I'd accept science. Witchcraft seems like a more plausible explanation for solar eclipses than planetary movements tbh. I know it's wrong but it seems more believable intuitively.

I think this distracts from the real point and will lead to something worse and is also literally Hitler

With all the spying by companies, how do the ads STILL suck so much? I got a ad for a laundry basket after I just bought one! How does Amazon not keep track of what I already bought?!

Imagine if English required speaking punctuation *COMMA* that would be so weird *PERIOD*

Trump announced he will not be pardoning the one black guy that took part in January 6th. In that one specific instance it looks gang related.

I remember in Detroit Become Human they mentioned there was one robot on each sports team that played perfectly. I want the opposite. I want one child on each team that will play awfully so we have a scale of how good the other players are.

Why can't I have a guard eagle? Just a bird that follows me like a drone and swoops in whenever I tell it to attack. That is my dream pet.

When I pulled my Quran from a bookshelf some poker chips I lost fell out. Allah told me to gamble.

Fuck it: Let's bring back titles.

Certain metrics of net worth should just literally give you extra legal rights. One free murder per billion dollars, etc. You get nobility rights once your rich enough.

Enough of the subtle rights of having teams of lawyers. Let's turn back time and go medieval on the proletariat!

I think of Dr Pepper as a man simply because it was founded in 1885 so all doctors were male back then.

There was a radius of corpses in Hiroshima that were cooked to perfection.

Whenever a random person is murdered, it's always "Loving parent with XYZ hobbies" but how come you never mention loving parents with hobbies on the news until they're murdered? Nobody cares unless you die!

I think it's a shame that Confederates give rebels a bad name. It was far more common to have slave revolts than pro slavery rebellion but that ONE TIME a pro slave revolt takes off and it's all anyone seems to remember.

What's one set of atrocities among friends?

The northern USA needs to erect statues of free state generals to scare racists.

As someone that doesn't live in China: I'd rather China spy on me than NATO. I'd have to ROYALLY piss off China to have them come after me but NATO has a vested interest in keeping me down.

I run to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretend the CIA is after me