Brain Thomson - Blog Posts
I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.
Unsettling life lesson from this assassination: Anyone can kill you if they are lucky enough to catch you off guard. The CEO very well may have had a gun but that didn't do him any favors.
Comment your lead actor picks for The Adjustor movie!
Luigi is not a terrorist: The CEO PERSONALLY wronged him. This is a classic case of fuck around find out.
If someone I never met shoves me at a bar and we get into a bar fight, they can't turn around and claim some other motive but the shoving. Luigi was put through physical pain by this CEO and this is what you get as a result.
Just a reminder that the United Healthcare stock didn't crash and therefore the CEO's large paycheck was feudalistic theft.
The Adjuster x reader smut shall be studied by future generations alongside the original ballads of Robin Hood.
He had the hood, now only if there was a conveniently placed hay bale for him to jump into from one of the buildings. Then law enforcement would have simply forgotten about him.
It's OK CEOs, just imagine him without the hood.
A rich guy with an Italian name? MAFIA! Must be.
Is it too soon to say this? Is this still racist? Am I doing a racism?
Could you imagine if the assassin gets a jury acquittal and just shows up to the Joe Rogan podcast and there's debate about banning his accounts from social media and he gets in a Twitter feud with Elon Musk. That's the wild timeline I want to live in.
Just look at that sexy mug. Yes daddy: Whip out your silencer and FILL me with bullets! Assassinate me next!