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6 months ago

Plot twist: They all have both

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6 months ago

Did you know that in the Disney universe, animals with clothes have dominion over the other animals. That's why goofy isn't a pet and some dogs are.

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6 months ago

"Alastor /" tags = HERESY!!!


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6 months ago

All asexuality exists on a spectrum: On one end is Jaiden Animations and on the other is Alastor


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6 months ago

Let's be for real here: If quirks were real, discrimination would 99% be just how attractive it made you. People would care very little if anyone was a mutant.


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6 months ago

Fanfiction idea: Hero Toga Himiko where her hero agency simply finds random people that look similar to villains and gets their blood through donations.

There's a company IRL that can find anyone's doppelganger for a fee so I think this is realistic.


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6 months ago

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma


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6 months ago

Am I the only one who is PISSED about how many Amazon kindle versions there are? At the risk of sounding like Hank Hill: It's a BOOK! How do you update a book?!


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6 months ago

Every character in a fanfic is a OC if you haven't watched the original content.


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6 months ago

Mr Beast's final challenge: Last person alive inherents everything that's left


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6 months ago

My take: If an illegal immigrant can do your job despite their disadvantages in life, maybe you just suck. Maybe YOU should leave.


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6 months ago

Bold of you to assume those against universal healthcare know other countries exist

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6 months ago

Petition to start saying Steve Minecraft just like Sans Undertale.


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6 months ago

Never trust someone that says "it's just science" or "BIOLOGY" If you can't get more specific than that then you're full of shit.


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6 months ago

This is a longshot, would you be willing to help me get my insulin? I'm down to my last pen and its pretty much close to being empty.Nt asking for much only need $370 rn to save my blood sugar. please help me with a small donation or share my pinned any help can save my life.Please help & Blessings ❤Thanks

Fuck you. Piss out that suger. Or is diabetes the one where you have too little suger... Either way, fuck you

6 months ago

Geisha was a job in ancient Japan where they charmed guests by playing party games. They were the original Twitch streamers.


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6 months ago

Don't say BCE. Christians invented the calendar.

And always raise your arm at a 45 degree angle at rocket takeoffs to respect their inventor


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6 months ago

In the Star Wars universe it would be really convenient to find clones attractive. You'd have a never ending supply of partners.


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6 months ago

YouTube video: "Moustache man shouldn't have unalived himself but know he isn't in H.E. double hockey sticks"

YouTube: "We did it! Our censors saved the video!"


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9 months ago

Start a story with the exact number of days since the start of a specific war then never mention it again: "Just two months and eight days since the fateful moment of the start of the Vietnam war... I got fired. In California"


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9 months ago

There's a new technology that lets you convert words to visualizations. It's called a BOOK and a BRAIN.


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9 months ago

Get a Facebook user on tumblr and give them lots of likes. They will not realize that likes are worth less on tumblr than Facebook. Their ego will be very slightly inappropriately large.


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9 months ago

"Your defenses are not secure until they contain one capital letter, one number and one symbol"

- Sun Tzu (The Art of War)


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10 months ago

Virgin modern politics: "There are 1000 axis types each with a different ideology type!!!"

GIGA chad Machiavelli's politics: "Principalities are dictatorships. Republics are literally everyone else."


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1 year ago

There were medieval duels between husband and wife designed to disadvantage the husband to even things out physically. This MUST become a Mr Beast challenge to check if it actually was even.

There Were Medieval Duels Between Husband And Wife Designed To Disadvantage The Husband To Even Things

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1 year ago

Why is the skibidi toilet meme so hated? It seems not out of place with any other gmod humor.


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1 year ago

Wants genocidal ethnostate. Plans genocidal ethnostate. Achieves end results in line with wants and planning except for one region. Doesn't get that region. Everything collapses.

"Well it was a good idea to start with, just taken to far!" -Toph

What does that even mean? Kuvira got like 99% of what she wanted and everything she wanted was exactly in line with her original ideology. The ideology was just completely unstable.


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1 year ago

Take paying for social media to it's upmost extreme: Instead of just having $7 above $0 - don't stop going up. Just have one massive list of post sorted solely by who paid the most. So if you pay one cent more than the next highest person you are automatically on top of the entire website.

X SQUARED: auctioned speech platform


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1 year ago

Remember that time in Assassins Creed 2 when you could meet in secret with Leonardo da Vinci and pay to invent a retractable assassin gun and then proceed to gun down every corrupt figure in Italy. We need to return to this golden era of total realism. This totally happened.

Remember That Time In Assassins Creed 2 When You Could Meet In Secret With Leonardo Da Vinci And Pay

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