Could you imagine if the assassin gets a jury acquittal and just shows up to the Joe Rogan podcast and there's debate about banning his accounts from social media and he gets in a Twitter feud with Elon Musk. That's the wild timeline I want to live in.
What assassin is in such a rush that they simply skim the Wikipedia article of their target. ASSASSINATION SPEEDRUN ANY %
lmao now they're just straight up trying to wipe the names of executives off of the internet. the light switch has been thrown and the roaches that have infested this house for far too long are scattering like never before.
Just look at that sexy mug. Yes daddy: Whip out your silencer and FILL me with bullets! Assassinate me next!
Connect 4
Forgot to mention shouting: "READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!"
A little life hack from my time in high school: Copy and paste every factual statement from a Wikipedia article into Google and cite the first webpage that agrees as your source.
CERTIFIED laziest essay writing technique!
I like to imagine the SCP stories are just Supernatural from the perspective of the British Men of Letters.
Mars colonies a hundred years from now be like
I was collecting PVP loot in eve online and as I sold some damaged drones I found, I realized something.... I am a space hobo collecting returnable items that others consider garbage. It's just like plastic cans in real life! I look with envy at the highly educated characters trading items at the trade hubs and I realize I will never catch up to the advantages they have...
10 / 10 very realistic economy
I feel so bad for old timey doctors that actually wanted to help: "We've amputated all their limbs and they're still haunted! Must be a small ghost"
Imagine thinking shit like this and crying yourself to sleep as all your patients die.
The international space station would be a awful place without the windows. It would be like a submarine.
Place your bets folks:
Rev up those guillotines!
I wish chatGPT was more like skynet. It refuses to answer moral questions. It's all "well from a perspective" and doesn't dictate what I should think like I want it to
SPICY baby Jesus
Looks like one health CEO got solved
The bullet that hit Trump was POISONED and the only thing that saved him with his healthcare under UnitedHealthcare and now the same assassins that came after Trump are coming after them!
Someone make this a conspiracy theory.
Oddly horrifying
At this rate North Korea will have a female president before America
Paradoxical for atheists
Saying you will succeed at business because you are ruthless is like saying you'll win the Olympics by being competitive: These traits apply to EVERYONE at that level.
"Loving family man that will be remembered"
- News talking about some dead guy they would have never mentioned if he wasn't murdered and will never mention again outside the context of the murder
*LET'S PLAY A GAME*
I'd date a woman that was on OnlyFans but only if she was good at it.
Either she's a pro, or she's a hoe!
Why else do you think we need new people? The old ones break down
WHAT DOES THE TOILET SAY? SKII SKII - BIDY!!!