Therealscrungus - Son Of A Bitch, Evreything's Real...

god i hope nobody's done this yet

this was a very dumb idea i had at 5 am that i had to do cause my brain wouldn't let me do anything else lmao

audio comes from here

headcanon: the voice of the cold gets hungry a lot, or at least he really values food.

he knows how it feels to go hungry for an eternity. the Narrator also deprived him of taste and smell in the Good Ending. and he did not enjoy that in the slightest.

which means the sensation of being starved alive is all too easy to recall. so he now eats literally anything available when he feels the slightest of hunger pangs.

or, even when he doesn't feel like eating, he sometimes goes ahead and catches a bite anyway.

a bite of anything, really.

cheated's week-old unsealed Doritos, a fat roach carcass lying on the ground, a particularly lickable patch of tree bark. cold does not care about the welfare implications. (paranoid does, though. many an infirmary visit is simply paranoid giving cold a comprehensive list on What To Not Fucking Do.)

this has nothing to do with cold's inclination to overcompensate for even his slightest feelings, via complete denial and ignorance and quick escape through stimulation.

If Kallamar wasn’t a coward he would have a whole villain song and have the Lamb dance with him

He’s saucy enough, he would!

Orobas

Hiii I love your AU so much!!! :D Here’s a silly comic

Also what do you think he’d do in his free time? :3

This made me cackle so hard LMAO definitely he'd do that. Man lost all his rizz at the divorce.

As for his freetime...he'll just...exist...wait for time to pass him by before his next shift unfortunately.

this game has taken over my brain

The Lamb: I shall show mercy to The Bishops, for completely ethical reasons of course!

The Goat:

I’ve watched this video so many times I swear I’ve memorized it.

“DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING NAVY-“

aria i missed u...

Warframe region chat has to be one of my favorite things because on one hand there's times where people are asking about builds or where to get certain resources but on the other hand it can also have people arguing whether or not LeBron is an IRL Protoframe who could solo Goku and a dude offering N word passes for 50 Plat each.