Odysseus Laertiades

every day I curse my weak human flesh for stopping me from playing the role I was born to play, Constantine from muppets most wanted

Minnie: Hey, what do you think? Red dress or black for tonight?

Mickey: Oh, I don't know. You'll look beautiful in whatever you decide! :)

Minnie: Oh, well thank you! But I'm actually having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.

Mickey: Either way you're gonna be the prettiest girl at the party! Babe. I love you so much. :))

Minnie: Ok-no- I love you too and I know you think I'm beautiful and this isn't a test- I just... *sigh* Which dress would you prefer seeing me in tonight.

Mickey: I prefer you just the way you are :)))

Minnie: Oh my god... HEY DON, RED DRESS OR BLACK?

Donald: Black. The red make you look like a bitch.

Minnie: Thank you!

Donald: No problem!

I would give anything

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

Hi I’m here for the gym trainer interview

You are challenged by Gym Leader Lich! Ghost/Dragon Type - Crypt Badge

Trainer battles are saturdays after 10pm at Bar Sinestea in the Hollywood region. Dress code strictly enforced.

Just unleashed 2 ancient evils from their tombs, I really love to see this.

I had premarital relations with cement and am now raspberry sundae with his infant great aunt

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

Not an option, but Kaguya-Sama:Love is War

☠️ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 ☠️

the world is healing