Sun: You Spent Our Rent Money, On Managerie Hookers?

Blake: This is... Progress?

Emerald: I hate this.

Yang: I love this.

Jaune, hitting Cinder over the head with a door: I a-DOOR you!

Cinder, rubs her head: aksdsj!

Cinder, picks up a frying pan and hits Jaune with it: I love you with a BURNING passion!!

Jaune, grabs a vase and breaks it over Cinders head: My heart BREAKS when you’re away!

Cinder, grabs a tall lamp and hits him in the chest with it: You are the LIGHT of my life!!

Jaune, falls to the floor: EYUGH!

Why do I feel like his reasons consist of:

Puppydog Eyes and Hip Windows

Team RWBY+NR find out that Jaune has secretly been healing Neo after every fight if she gets hurt

ruby: why?.

weiss: shes evil!

blake: and crazy

yang: she tried to kill us

nora: yeah!

ren:

jaune: look i have my reason. you dont need to worry

Taiyang: Yang, where?

Ruby: Don’t tell-

Yang: *Playing on her scroll* Across the hall, blond guy.

Ruby: Yang! How could you!

Taiyang: Ruby, I just wanna talk to him...

Ruby: Dad! Jaune’s nice! you don’t have to-

Taiyang: *Knocking on JNPR’s dorm room door* I just wanna shoot him...

Ruby: Daddy no!

Taiyang: *Still knocking* Daddy yes!

Jaune: *Opens door, in pajamas* Hello?

Taiyang: Jaune Arc?

Jaune: Yes?

Ruby: Jaune get bac-!

Taiyang: *Levels shotgun with Jaune’s chest and fires, knocking Jaune back into the room*

Ruby: *Screams, running in after him*

Taiyang: Listen, Sweetie, I know that seems drastic but there are-

Yang: *Walking into the hall* Waaait for it...

Taiyang: What? Wait for-

Jaune: Ahhhh, ow that hurts...fuuuck...this was my last clean shirt...

Taiyang:...what?

*Both Xiao Longs look through the doorway. Just in time to see Ruby pulling what was left of Jaune’s t-shirt off, revealing a massive bruise on the boy’s chest, but no other visible injury*

Taiyang: What?

Yang: Yeah, didn’t work when I tried that either, Loverboy is...sturdy...

Taiyang: That should have at least knocked him- *Gets tackled by Prof. Port*

Yang: *Sitting down by her quickly hogtied father* At least I did mine when he had armor on, did even less...

Taiyang: This could not get worse...

Yang: Well, Ruby did have fun playing nurse last time, I don’t know if they ended up at second base or third by the end, Ruby wouldn’t say, you might wanna send some condoms along with your apology note, Wingman-in-law.

Taiyang: *Groans against the floor*

Ruby: daddy i have a boyfriend

Tai: really?

Ruby: his name is jaune.

Tai:(holding a shotgun) and where does jaune live?

Ruby:...

Oscar under one arm, and Nora under the other.

Ren Rides on his back.

As a short person myself, this is a friggin mood I relate to

Now just flash-forward to an Arcwitch ending...

Jaune: (In detention) Um, Professor Goodwitch? I finished my assignment.

Glynda: Oh? And you won't fall asleep in my class again?

Jaune: N-No, ma'am.

Glynda: (Looks at her watch) There is still time for what's left of your detention. Would you like to leave early, or get an extra lesson in?

Jaune: Uh, actually, I had a question, since it's just us here.

Glynda: Oh?

Jaune: I-I was wondering why you were so angry today. I mean, you really, uh, cracked the whip on us with our studies.

Glynda: Hm. (Looks around, Walks towards Jaune) Do you promise not to say anything to anyone?

Jaune: Uh, yeah, I promise, Professor.

Glynda: (Standing next to Jaune) Are you certain? If I hear even the smallest whisper of what we speak of-

Jaune: I-I won't! Arc's word!

Glynda: Very well. (Sits down next to Jaune) I suppose my recent... lack of tolerance is the result of a lack of... intimacy in my personal life.

Jaune: Like dating?

Glynda: Yes, or rather what follows dating.

Jaune: O-Oh! (Blushes) Y-You mean, uh, sex, right?

Glynda: (Rolls her eyes) A relationship, Mr. Arc. I crave a kinship with another.

Jaune: Oh, s-sorry! Um, well, have you tried dating?

Glynda: ...No, Mr. Arc. I've been sitting around in my office for years because I love my job more than anything.

Jaune: Oh, well, that explains-

Glynda: Sarcasm, Mr. Arc.

Jaune: Oh. Well, what about one of the other professors?

Glynda: Even if there weren't a rule against inter-office romances, I would engage any of the men here.

Jaune: Really? Not even Headmaster Ozpin?

Glynda: Let's just say he's still dealing with his ex.

Jaune: Oh. Well, what about Professor Port?

Glynda: I'm yearning, Mr. Arc, not desperate.

Jaune: Okay, then how about Professor Oobleck?

Glynda: (Makes a chugging motion) Glugglugglugglugglugglug!

Jaune: Wow... Well, what about Headmaster Ironwood? He's not a faculty member.

Glynda: No, but James isn't interested in a relationship. A shame, too, since that man is in more dire need of a distraction than any man I've ever known.

Jaune: Okay, then how about Ol-

Glynda: Jaune, I'm going to be honest with you. (Removes her glasses) You are the closest thing to a man in my life, and that is so pathetic, I could just... (Places her head on the desk and begins sobbing)

It’d been one weird morning for Jaune Arc, he woke up in an empty dorm, which was rare enough. And he was getting a strange sort of attention. It seemed like whenever he said a word, greeting the people he knew or even just excusing himself past anyone he didn’t, half the heads in the hall would snap in his direction.

Jaune: Good morning Professor Goodwitch.

Glynda:  Ah~! *Flinches in her seat. Crushing a coffee mug with one gripping hand.*

Jaune: Miss? Are you alright?

Glynda: Yes! Yes, I’m fine, Mr. Arc, was just up a bit too late… Filing…

Jaune: Seems like you do everything around here, do you need any help with your hand?

Glynda: No. Well, maybe one thing…

Jaune: Yes? Professor?

Glynda: Could you… *Reddening* Say my name again…?

Jaune: …?

Inspired by RWBY Chibi: Jaune's ASMR blog goes viral, and turns out all the girls at Becon are getting off to his soft whispering voice.

Nora: Hey guy! Morning! Did you hear the news?!! Jaune’s got a new ASMR cha- *Looks at Team RWBY* -nnel. . .

Yang: *Looking sweaty and disheveled*

Ruby: *Nodding off half asleep*

Weiss: *Looking tired and wearing a wrist brace*

Blake: *Passed out and snoring on top of her books*

Pyrrha: *Blushing* I think they heard about it.

Yang: *Has bag under her eyes* I haven’t slept in 3 days. . .

I wanna see 12 Sun Wukongs backed by 8 Flynt Coals with Jaune off to the side playing guitar again.

There’s also 5 Blakes, but none of them want to be there.

Sun uses his Semblance to just form a whole barbershop quartet of just him

He can’t sing, he’s just very loud

But he’s got a lot of heart

He’s very enthusiastic, but nobody can get him to stop because he can’t hear them over his own screeching

(Clingy Neo is high-tier)

Jaune: “I need to go watch my sister’s baby.”

Neo: *Signing* ‘But I’m baby.’

As with all Jaune ships, the baby-crazy starts when a girl sees him playing with Adrian.

Honestly, while I get people enjoy that trend for ships. I’d say it’s not so clear cut for Neo.

Neo sees Jaune with Adrian, and it doesn’t do too much. She adores that caring side of him, but whenever she sees him with Adrian, she gets frustrated that the attention is not on her. She’s always frustrated when the attention isn’t on her. She’s never really been big on kids and seeing him with one doesn’t make her jump at the thought of having one. They have a lot of time to live before she heavily considers that, but if she were ever to have them,(eventually) she would be very glad for him to be the father.

Why not start basic. How/When do you imagine them meeting?

I mean there’s a couple ways I enjoy it. Thw first one I think quite a few people have mentioned this way already.

They could meet after the fall at some point.

Jaune finds out Neo really only wants revenge. She’s convinced by the group to join their side because really it is Cinder’s fault. She continues on her revenge thing for a while. Then comes these late evenings, where its just Neo and Jaune, they communicate, and he tries to get through to her that he has gone through the same thing. The only thing it managed to do is get him in a bad situation and someone he cares about hurt.

She’s stubborn though, and she only cared about one other person. It doesn’t get through to her. He doesn’t stop, to her annoyance. She keeps her distance from the group, but she slowly gets dragged in by them to hangout. She ends up hanging around JNR more, however it is still awkward.

They manage to get her to smile, not a smirk but a genuine smile. She starts noticing and denying how close she is getting with them, specifically Jaune. It’s when she notices one day that as they’re all walking together she skipped forward and latched onto Jaune’s arm. She doesn’t know how long she was holding it for, but when she realizes what she is doing she jerks away.

She goes back to her distancing again. Jaune gets the worst of it. This goes on for a bit as he attempts to figure out what happened. Sometime later in a battle, Neo is too eager for a fight, and it leads to Jaune getting knocked out of it. For the first time in a long while, Neo’s heart jumps out of fear. She can’t control herself as she finds her body running towards him and holding him.

It’s at that moment she realizes what Jaune was trying to convince her. When the fight is clear and over with she stays by him until he’s better. When he comes to Neo is there to greet him, and she’s so ecstatic he is alright. She jumps in his lap, and he groans of pain. She smile at that before getting angry at him for making her worry. The next thing she knows shes kissing him, hard, and finally admits to herself that she cares about someone else. She jumps off his lap afterwards, and leave the room with him in shock. If he wants her, he’s gonna have to stand up and get her.

The other way is just that they meet up when Neo was pretending to be a student during the festival. And I won’t go to big into detail on that.

But this blog exists in it’s own universe cause I probably will reference being at beacon a bit.

Definitely Cinder ‘Scared of Vulnerability’ Fall.

Which jaune ship is this?