Definitely Cinder ‘Scared Of Vulnerability’ Fall.

Not saying it wouldn’t be hot & hilarious to watch that, it definitely would be.

...But it’d be amazing to do this with Emerald. Em gets a reverse-Cinder in her head. Pyrrha has to speed-run Emerald a face-turn to go hunt some gloomy Arc booty.

I would go for Cinder, but the concept has been done semi-commonly.

Last pick would be Weiss, based solely on the amount of thirsty effort Pyrrha would need to talk Weiss into it.

~Schnee Manor : Vol.4 ~

Pyrrha: Come on Weiss! Just once... one... one night! So I can rest in peace, probably. It’ll be like sleeping in late. Like a weird dream. You probably won’t even remember it!

Weiss: My body would remember it!

Pyrrha: He-he..Well, possibly... *Remembering Arc Dick*

Weiss: *Intrusively thinking of Arc Dick* Gah! H-How is it so- When did you get to look at it!? *Red-faced*

Pyrrha: Whenever I got the chance to. Dorm life was a glorious hell, Weiss. A hell I’m still in for every night that Knight isn’t in me!

Horny Ghost AU:

Pyrrha’s love/lust is so strong that she refused to die without telling Jaune how she really feels....and getting her cheeks clapped by said blond dork.

So her soul comes back to the world of the living and binds with one of her friend’s body to be able to survive.

Now it wouldn’t be a problem if it was a friend like Ruby (who has a crush on Jaune), or Yang (who wants to bang Jaune), or even Nora (who would happily sleep with Jaune if it helped Pyrrha), but no.

Instead Pyrrha’s soul gets stuck in the body of one Lei Ren. Her one other male friend.

Pyrrha grabs her new round and soft, bubble butt and smiles. Oh well, She’ll work with what she’s got.

Plot Twist: The scratch marks aren’t from Grimm, they’re from Ruby.

Six minutes of pure and pasionate lancaster love

Yang: *The next day*

Yang doesn’t know how to flirt okay?

(Seriously, who thought those pants were fine? In a tundra even. What the fuck.)

Yang: so jaune do you have any turn ons?

Jaune: thighs

Yang: really?

Jaune: yeah

What do people always say about leaving gold in the tags?

I’m still bitter we never got a definitive map of Beacon.

I want to know the exact spot where Cinder would make a cluster of stone domes with maiden-magic for children to live in.

(Based on an Idea I heard)

But Cinder goes off from the Protagnists, but instead of being alone she starts an ACTUAL Orphanage

As much as I would love that, who is gonna trust Cinder Fall with all these kids? Would redeemed Cinder, who learned the extent of the damage she caused to Emerald and Mercury, want to trust herself around kids even?

However I would find it humorous if Cinder saw a Mistral orphanage that engaged in that shady shit, took down the people responsible, realized the kids have nowhere to go and just showed up at one of the heroes' doorsteps with a bunch of kids like "I need to find trustworthy homes where these kids won't be exploited asap. Help."

We desperately need to hear more about Team RASN (Raisin).

Weiss: Ruby, I think the headmaster is making fun of us with that name...

Jaune: Seems fine to me.

Weiss: *Glaring at the 6′ knight* Of course you’d say that...

Nora: Everyone likes raisins!

Weiss: *Glaring at the shortstack* OF COURSE YOU’D SAY THAT!

Can we just take a moment about an AU where Jaune ended up on a team with Ruby, Weiss, and Nora? Just one tall noodle with three smol girls.

...Jaune would deadass hide everything on the top shelves

And also do the koala sex thing with whomever among his team wants to be with him.

Oh, an Ruby sometimes uses him like a jungle gym.

Neon: *Clinging to Jaune’s side* I’m either plotting to kiss you or plotting to make your dick harder!

Blake: Wait that’s wrong!

Jaune: *Flustered knight sounds*

jaune: cats are either plotting to kill youbor plotting to make your day harder

blake: hes not wrong

*Dread Knight Jaune appears, *

Yang: Well, we found Jaune, I think. Still planning on laying one on him?

Weiss: . . .

Yang: I’ll admit it might be tricky, but if you go grab some flowers-

Weiss: Yang, go get behind him.

Yang: What!?

Weiss: Quit talking and pull his arms behind his back. I need an opening.

Yang: To do what? We don’t wanna hurt-

Weiss: *Applying chap-stick*

Yang:

O.O

Yang: My big mouth...

Ruby, in the Ever After: Sooo... did you kiss Blake once you two reunited?

Yang: Nah, the moment just wasn’t right. Look, she could actually be my future wife. Our first kiss has to be amazing.

Ruby: Awe, that's so sweet!

Weiss: So you chickened out like a little bitch?

Jaune and Neo fight, Neo is winning until Jaune traps her in a bear-hug. Jaune doesn't know what to do at that point because if he lets go she'll just be start winning or escape again, so he just turns on his heel and starts running with Neo squirming to get free. That's what everyone sees when they get to Schnee Manor. Neo is 'captured', but oddly cozy.

Jaune helps Oscar stand up as Neo comes running around a corner, looking for the exit. The three of them stare at each other for a moment. 

Jaune: “I don’t have the aura or the time to fight you The AceOps are about to detonate a bomb and take this whole place out” 

Neo, not believing him, brandishes Hush

Jaune knows he can’t leave without the Relic. They fight for a few moments. It seems like Neo could win until Jaune grabs her in a tight hug. 

Neither of them know what to do for a moment until Oscar yells at them to run. 

[Later]

Jaune and Oscar arrive at the front line of the Atlesian trenches. RNBW had come out to meet RYE already.

Jaune crosses the battlefield and walks up to Yang: “Oscar, and the Relic” Calling back to her questions the night before. He had finally gotten them both back 

-

Neo gave up struggling after the bomb detonated. The knight had been telling the truth. But as long as she didn’t let go of the Relic, he didn’t let go of her. 

Yang: “So, everyone is just okay with this?”

Weiss, sitting on her staircase. Her home was slowly turning into a refugee camp: “I say we take the win...”

Are you going to invent the Mudcrab Miraculous?

I have such a dumb idea for my MLB x Skyrim AU....help

~ Beacon, Fiona’s Dorm, Wherever that is ~

Fiona: Jaune’s so nice... If only-

Inner Fiona: Take the boy. Steal him away.

Fiona: I can’t do that! Jaune would get scared of me, and Pyrrha’s always around, I can feel her watching when I talk to him...

Inner Fiona: Mount his lap, make your claim clear.

Fiona: Should-Shouldn’t we try going on dates first?

Inner Fiona: Pointless.

Fiona: Mom said I shouldn’t think too hard about boys this time of year...

Inner Fiona: Mother knows nothing. Make him pat your head.

Fiona: *tiny gasp*

~ Elsewhere ~

Blake: So, Pyrrha... It’s springtime.

Pyrrha: Oh I know, the weather’s finally looking better.

Blake: ...*tsk*... So you’ve got maybe three days until Fiona snaps and makes Jaune pat her head.

Pyrrha: *GASP*

Blake: Also sex, probably should have lead with that.

Pyrrha: *Panicking Amazon Noises*

A bit bizzare but when everyone first attended beacon there was another student, Fiona. She and Pyrrha both have a crush on Jaune, but will they work together or will they be rivals?

Fiona would crush on jaune but would be too afraid of pyrrha to do anything