Jaune: fuck.
Ruby: JAUNE!
Jaune: oh im sorry let me say it louder. FUCK!
Nora Valkyrie went from three seasons of no boyfriend to three seasons and counting of two boyfriends and their adopted son, and I think we should all aspire to turn things around that much.
Someone else remembers this story!
Really wish SleepinEyes didn’t vanish...
If you use the beta editor you can highlight it and use the paintbucket to color it, there's not a lot of options though. I think you can use hex values if you edit in HTML, but it just seemed like a pain so I never bothered.
how the fuck do you color the text??
I wanna see 12 Sun Wukongs backed by 8 Flynt Coals with Jaune off to the side playing guitar again.
There’s also 5 Blakes, but none of them want to be there.
Sun uses his Semblance to just form a whole barbershop quartet of just him
He can’t sing, he’s just very loud
But he’s got a lot of heart
He’s very enthusiastic, but nobody can get him to stop because he can’t hear them over his own screeching
Emerald: You're our slave now, (Smacks Jaune's ass) so move it!
Jaune: (Immediately turns around to Emerald) Did you just smack my butt?
Emerald: Uh, well...
Jaune: (Seething) My butt...
Emerald: Okay, I can see you're upset.
Jaune: (Growling) My butt!
Emerald: J-Just calm down for a secomd!
Jaune: MY BUTT!
Emerald: Cinder couldn't prepare me for this.
Jaune: (Lifts Emerald up and bends her over) I'm going to show you how smacking someone on the butt should really feel!
Emerald: And that's how I met your father.
You have to respect the fact that the entire FNDM just agreed Fem!Jaune would be tall and stacked like PowerGirl. But I forgot how cute Fem!Ren usually is.
He’s already tall, and tal and stacked is a wonderful combo. Also, Ren is cute, period.
(that last opinion is sponsored by Nora Valkyrie)
Definitely Cinder ‘Scared of Vulnerability’ Fall.
I always wanted to write something where Hajime got the ‘Know-it-all Disease’.
As in, he starts getting Kamukura talents back, either at random or whenever he tries to do something, he just knows how.
This would be great for the group, but probably terrifying for him since he’s still feverish, disoriented, and he still doesn’t know how he learned any of this.
What would the rest of the DR2 cast be like with the Despair Disease?
I already did Kaz here so I’ll do everyone else
Ultimate Imposter:
He had the Mirror Disease.
He would mirror the talent and personality of whoever was around him.
It got a bit exhausting after a while.
Teruteru Hanamura:
He had the Anger Disease.
No matter what anyone did, he always got mad at them.
Thankfully it wasn’t a violent anger.
Mahiru Koizumi:
She had the Pride Disease.
She was very boastful and thought she was better than everyone.
It was hard to even get near her.
Peko Pekoyama:
She had the Selfish Disease.
She wouldn’t do anything unless it directly benefited her.
In a way, that was good; she was too selfless.
Hiyoko Saionji:
She had the Responsibility Disease.
Meaning she would take control of literally everything.
She would run herself ragged before long.
Nekomaru Nidai:
He had the Silence Disease.
He couldn’t talk; his voice was robbed from him.
Other than that, it didn’t affect him much.
Gundham Tanaka:
He had the Coward Disease.
Everything scared him.
Even his Devas couldn’t be around him.
Chiaki Nanami:
She had the Energy Disease.
She was so incredibly energetic.
Everyone had a hard time keeping up with her, and she wouldn’t rest.
Hajime Hinata:
He had the Boredom Disease.
Nothing he could do helped his boredom.
It was incredibly awful.
Sonia Nevermind:
She had the Mischief Disease.
She went around pranking everyone and messing everything up.
It was hard to take care of everyone else.
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu:
He had the Pushover Disease.
Literally as it sounds.
Anyone could do anything to him.
I busted a gut over sleep-fighting Pyrrha.
(Sequel to the Yang's dream) Jaune and the rest of his team wake up to a pissed off Yang breaking the door and he is rightfully scared of her. When she tells him the reason why she is pissed... Jaune is massively confused by this and questioning his life choices.
Yang: *Kicks open the door* JAUNE ARC!
Jaune: *Wakes up drooling and with a bad case of bed hair* Wass goin on?
Pyrrha: *Jumps out of bed half asleep, punches a hole in the closet door, looks around, then goes back to bed*
Nora: *Tackles the floor into submission with her face*
Ren: *Still asleep*
Yang: *Marches over to Jaune and grabs him by the shirt* As of right now you are my boyfriend! I expect to go on a date in a few hours and then for us to get married and have babies in a few years. Understand?!
Jaune: *Still half asleep* Yesh?
Yang: *Nods* Good boy. *Kisses his cheek and tucks him back into bed* Now go back to sleep, a growing boy like you needs his rest. I will see you later today for out date, sweet dreams. *Marches out of the room*
Jaune: Wha juss happnn?
Ren: *Snores lightly*
(Tired-as-balls Team JNPR everyone. Model huntsmen and huntresses. 🤣)
Jaune spent all night playing and re-playing the RE8 demo, getting hyped up for tall vampire ladies. What does the sleep-deprived dolt do when the first person he sees in the morning is Elm?
Jaune: AAH TALL VAMPIRE MILF!
Elm: excuse me..
Jaune: sorry i just. Been playing this demo
Elm: oooh... so are you into tall women?
Jaune: um