...The Voucher Is Actually For A Couples Spa Day Isn’t It?

Apparently according to The Grimm Campaign (I haven't watched it yet) Qrow is exactly that, he’s a well known, celebrity Huntsman.

I’ve seen a few people on here justify people not recognizing him on sight by comparing him to Tony Hawk, you know the name but not the face, or you don’t recognize him unless he’s doing Hunter stuff.

Glynda should have equivalent levels of fame, even if she’d realistically be known more for being Deputy Headmistress of Beacon.

Other than that, it’d have to be filed under ‘when would they talk about that’ like @pugsanity brought up. Like, how often do you just talk about famous people with the people you hang out or live with?

I find it weird that there aren't any celebrities in RWBY.

Sure, Pyrrha was a known fighter but only Weiss knew about her because she cares about upper class/talented people.

Where are all the famous singers and writers? Surely someone wrote Blake's favorite books.And why don't more people document Grimm species? The only memorable book that talks in detail about that is the one about the apathy, and that was just a farm log record.

There should be tons of famous authors that are/were famous hunters, yet we have no records of their specific adventures.

And what about music bands? You're telling me there aren't any huntsmen/singer idol groups out there? Team SSSN would make a great boyband!

Its like anyone that's influential/important is either a criminal, in the military, or a politician, and any form of artistry is relegated to "common" people and not talked about.

Arson or RASN (Raisin), depending on who you want in charge.

Team arsn at the theme park

Jaune: four tickets please

Vendor: aw. Isnt that cute. A dad taking his kids to the park

Jaune:... these arent my kids

Is Weiss suggesting Willow has a separate bed just for sex?

How would each member of RWBY react to finding Jaune in bed with their mom?

Summer

Ruby: hi jaune! Hi mom! mom!? Wait… *gasp*

Willow

Weiss: MOM! JAUNE! YOU TWO ARE DOING IT!? AND IN THE BED YOU SLEEP IN MOM!?

Kali

Blake: ugh mom why do you always sleep with my blonde friends?

Raven

Yang: mom! Do you have a thing for hot blondes or something?!

I’d like to imagine this being the first time most of them have heard Neo speak.

Jaune asks Neo to marry him in front of everyone Neo says yes while crying tears of joy and hugging him what does everyone do

ruby: uuuh

weiss: awww

blake: cute

yang: *crying*

nora: also cryinh

ren: *stoic

I miss Chibi...

in response to weiss x emerald being likely, i mean, they both kept getting paired together in the intos,,,that m i g h t be leading somewhere

I always thought that. Like in the v3 intro it shows Ruby fighting Cinder (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), Blake fighting Adam (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), Yang fighting Mercury (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), and...Weiss fighting Emerald? That fight has never happened.

There gotta be something there right?

I might be in the minority where I hope none of the ‘main girls’ become Maidens.

Ever since it was introduced Maidenhood has screamed ‘more trouble than it’s worth’ to me. You get a bit of a power boost but you still lose fights, and everyone now wants to find or fight you. You end up a over-pressured and paranoid mess.

Penny, honestly, was the one exception they could have convinced me on, it serves her arc in a way they couldn’t do most other ways, and they handled it’s effects well, through Fria’s choice through this episode.

It also seems a bit too obvious? Nora less so because the most obvious would be Team RWBY all getting magic.

Can we leave the Winter maiden Nora theory in V7 where it died? Y'all are really hoping Penny dies just so your personal fav can get a power up.

Penny's not dying again, she's already a real girl, and her arc would make no sense if she lost the powers. She'd be running from her conflict, not resolving it.

Nora already has an arc about identity issues and giving her the responsibilities of a maiden would make that worse. Let her figure out who she is as an individual.

What the fuck. This sounds like a train wreck.

So yeah, might be better to just ignore it entirely.

Maybe it can be in the weird DC comics canon, it sounds about as coherent.

Alright, so...

Due to the blatant murder of the personalities of basically everyone in the RWBY book "Before the Dawn", and the rampant harassment and bullying from the book's fanatics against people with valid criticisms, I'm not taking either of the RWBY books as canon. At all, aside from confirmed semblances. I just can't. At least not until E.C. Myers, Miles, and Kerry address and call out the harassment that's been going on by these fanatics to silence any and all criticisms of Before the Dawn, like with what was done to Coco, Velvet, Sun, and basically anyone that appears in that book.

Anyone who bullies people into silencing their criticisms are just plagues to the RWBY community, and to the world. It's silencing free speech which no matter where you are in the world, should never stand.

I honestly don't care about Coco being confirmed lesbian at this point anymore. It's tied to so much murder of character and so much bullying and harassment that it kind of just fucking ruins it.

You can hate me all you want, but I'm standing by my decision. The RWBY novels are not canon in my eyes. I will not change my mind until Myers, Miles, and Kerry The only thing that needs to change is the rampant bullying and harassment by these fanatics to silence any criticisms of the books, especially Before the Dawn.

And before anyone comes to this post about how I'm "just a RWBY hater", don't. Just don't bother. RWBY is one of my favorite shows ever honestly. It got me into writing, and inspired me to want to write my own book. I absolutely love RWBY and the work Miles and Kerry and everyone else have put into it after Monty's passing. Don't use this post as a platform to spread hate. Use it to spread criticism if you have to do something with it, but not hate.

Oscar under one arm, and Nora under the other.

Ren Rides on his back.

As a short person myself, this is a friggin mood I relate to

Horny Ghost AU:

Pyrrha’s love/lust is so strong that she refused to die without telling Jaune how she really feels....and getting her cheeks clapped by said blond dork.

So her soul comes back to the world of the living and binds with one of her friend’s body to be able to survive.

Now it wouldn’t be a problem if it was a friend like Ruby (who has a crush on Jaune), or Yang (who wants to bang Jaune), or even Nora (who would happily sleep with Jaune if it helped Pyrrha), but no.

Instead Pyrrha’s soul gets stuck in the body of one Lei Ren. Her one other male friend.

Pyrrha grabs her new round and soft, bubble butt and smiles. Oh well, She’ll work with what she’s got.

Spite-fueled creativity isn’t appreciated enough.

If you can wield your spite effectively, your motivation is limited only by your ability to visualize your own real or theoretical haters.

I feel like I should let you guys know that 35 percent of the reasons I keep this blog running is out of spite