That Is Good Omens

honestly I would too

sherlock holmes was really like “my sole purpose in life is to keep my mind busy & entertained & i will straight up do cocaine if reality doesn’t cooperate with that goal”

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

nothing like reading wlw fanfiction while your homophobic parents are sitting a few feet away, thinking that you’re studying for exams

You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

she deserves the world

I love her little TROT.

“Managing homework and patrolling the streets”

Imagine Tony writing a parenting book on “how to make sure your superhero kid lives to adulthood” but everyone thinks the “superhero” part is just like an extended joke because he’s Iron Man and it becomes a #1 seller. When he does an interview about the book they’re like “it was such a creative idea to have everything be related to superheroes” and Tony is just like “no I meant that. My kid literally is a superhero” and no one ever believes him.

at some point you finally get to the "this might as well happen" stage. except that stage has happened several dozen times this year alone idk if my heart can take much more you guys

The Official Jedi view on politics is that they try not to interfere and do not trust politicians, but if they are running out of options on how to settle an issue they will tell Padme Amidala what is going on and just unleash her onto their problems

so majestic