Latest Posts by thestressedpirateroberts - Page 4

After the reception, everyone except the Winchester brothers corner J*hn as he is trying to leave. In a mess of arms and legs they end up stringing him to the ceiling and using him as a piniata 🥰

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS AKSKSLSLSLSLAKALSLLDKFJFJSKAKKASK

friendship goals

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Anyway.

tag yourself.

this is great

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths

#if you hire sebstan and then don’t get him to kiss a man while crying#then you have wasted a natural resource and should be prosecuted (queerly-it-is)

You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

honestly I would too

sherlock holmes was really like “my sole purpose in life is to keep my mind busy & entertained & i will straight up do cocaine if reality doesn’t cooperate with that goal”

“Managing homework and patrolling the streets”

Imagine Tony writing a parenting book on “how to make sure your superhero kid lives to adulthood” but everyone thinks the “superhero” part is just like an extended joke because he’s Iron Man and it becomes a #1 seller. When he does an interview about the book they’re like “it was such a creative idea to have everything be related to superheroes” and Tony is just like “no I meant that. My kid literally is a superhero” and no one ever believes him.

she deserves the world

I love her little TROT.

at some point you finally get to the "this might as well happen" stage. except that stage has happened several dozen times this year alone idk if my heart can take much more you guys