Just your average queer writer, obsessed with a myriad of random BS that won't give me anything but amusement and happiness in life. 19, Minors please DNI.
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You guys I have magical psychic future seeing abilities I just asked this girl out and she said yes 💅✨
Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!
Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!
Hey you guys... sorry I haven't been posting lately, my mental health got really bad really fast until I OD'd yesterday ❤️
...you guys how do you say "plead" in past tense? I'm a writer trust but like is it pled? Google does not comprehend my query.
For those who have been asking about my writing schedule... it's about as erratic as my posting schedule, and susceptible to only occasional strokes of coherent thought that are either psychotic or genius. I could post like ten things in one hour one day and then be more dry than my ex's personality for the next week. Do not ask this of me 😭😭😭
To all the people in my inbox tryna spam me out of my book ideas: trust, you do not want them. I don't even want those little shits.
Look, you guys... there truly is no right way to find inspiration. Today, I ended up writing from the perspective of an undercover alien exploring earth for the first time and deadass my only inspiration was a convo my friends were having about how I could be the next Diddy if I went on a date with my 17 year old friend who keeps asking me out.
According to her, my "street name" is now K Diddy and I have no choice in the matter.
can we please bring this real asf veggietales fact tweet back in 2025
...can somebody please tell me. Why my sixteen year old sister just recommended a fic to me. That's a reader insert with SIR PENTIOUS' EGG BOIS?!?!?!
Me next!!! I can tell you how to hide a body with a concerning level of detail but can't find the correct synonym for "walk" until I consult google for two straight hours :D
Tell me you are a writer without telling you are a writer.
I'll go first
I have 1000s of pinterest boards that all start with a "project something" as title.
you guys crisis averted I just ignored the person at the door and they left and my cat is still sleeping on my legs like 2 hours later
YOU GUYS HELP I NEED HELP MY CAT IS LAYING ON MY LEGS AND HE'S SLEEPING BUT I HAVE TO GET UP BECAUSE SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR BUT HE'S SO PRECIOUS AND MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL AND HE'S SLEEPING YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
holy shit i love u
Alternatives for "She Smiled"
If you can't seem to find an alternative for this common phrase "she smiled". here's a list of different sentence variations.
She beamed brightly.
Her lips curled into a smile.
She flashed a radiant grin.
A smile lit up her face.
She offered a sheepish grin.
Her smile twinkled mischievously.
She gave a soft, serene smile.
A wry smile played on her lips.
She smirked subtly.
Her smile spread slowly across her face.
She smiled wistfully.
A gentle smile graced her features.
She smiled with her eyes.
Her smile was tinged with sadness.
She bestowed a gracious smile.
Her smile glimmered in the dim light.
She smiled coyly.
A giddy smile bubbled up.
She smiled, lips parting lightly.
Her smile was infectious.
She gave a knowing smile.
A tentative smile flickered across her face.
She smiled, eyes sparkling with delight.
Her smile warmed the room.
She smiled ruefully.
A conspiratorial smile crossed her face.
She smiled, a trace of irony evident.
Her smile was wide and welcoming.
She flashed a quick, evasive smile.
She smiled as if recalling a sweet memory.
Forget a ring, I wanna be proposed to with one of these silly lil motherfuckers
YOU GUYS HELP I NEED HELP MY CAT IS LAYING ON MY LEGS AND HE'S SLEEPING BUT I HAVE TO GET UP BECAUSE SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR BUT HE'S SO PRECIOUS AND MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL AND HE'S SLEEPING YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
You know what? The Loki fandom scares me. Why? Because half of the shit I've seen is agonizingly beautiful analyses of the episodes, movies, and mythology, but the other half? All these horny ass mfs debating how to remove Loki's leather outfit with their gotdamn teeth. Shit is WILD.
edit: you guys I'm not actually hating I'm in the Loki fandom- (I will not be specifying which half.)
Say what you will, but there is no fucking thing on this earth worse than caring so acutely, so painfully, about your past with someone who has so clearly left you behind to fucking rot.
Me: I am a fierce, independent woman who does NOT need the loving support or approval of anyone else.
Me, five seconds later: TUMBLR PLEASE LOVE ME
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colors of the sky.
I'm in this picture and I don't like it ☹️
I love miso soup. Unrelated, I also hate women!
That one heartbreak playlist that keeps slapping as hard as rejection
Thinking back to one time in my fine arts high school when I deadass wrote “wut r wurds” on a piece of paper and turned it in. Shit was wild.
