I Need To Have A Word With You And Edward Privately Please. 😁 IMMEDIATELY 😠

Good morning, my little chocolate chips! Ride and shine! Up and at 'em! Take that sip of hot Joe and let's all have a productive day today, yes?

No, I strongly dislike that book and its use of the n-word. Although I believe and hope its aim is to teach important lessons about racism, it's a dull read.

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

The most adorable thing in the world.

I'm not feeling so hot today so my Oompa Loompas decided to bring me hot chocolate and cookies in bed. And they've already started dinner. I really don't know what I would do without them! Fortunately, I don't have to find out.

How do you know all the Oompa Loompas names if they all look alike?

Families that have twin children would know which kid is which, right? Same concept. They may look identical but they each have very unique personalities.

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Isn't it past your bedtime, little girl? 😒

That nickname makes my soul melt somehow.

So, I'm just gonna stick around then, ask you weird questions, leave to get some ice cream from time to time, and give you my unshared platonical love and adoration!

Terrific then! Do stick and around and pick my brain from time to time, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, or at the least, be thoroughly amused. I hope that ice cream you're occasionally buying is non-melting and Wonka brand, by the way. For the sake of my own pleasure I'll just assume it is! ☺️

Hallo! Augustus here! It vas my birzday four days ago. ;) *shows off a book he got titled "Garfield Livin' the Sweet Life"*

Hey! Happy belated birthday, dear boy! How's that funky chocolate situation going? Did you ever shower? Please tell me you didn't eat the chocolate off yourself...

Did you plan for all the kids to get hurt in ur factory.

The Oompa Loompa songs were a bit too detailed.

I’m on to you sir!

No, I didn't, life just has a funny way of serving karma. They wouldn't listen to my warnings so they paid the consequences. My Oompa Loompas are very talented at improvising songs, they're quite intelligent and creative. Seriously, those snot-nosed brats weren't harmed, merely altered. Ha.

You said your middle name is Winslow and my middle name is kinda similar it's willow 😂😂😂

And I like your bedroom and your smile and cheekbones. Your really feminine and handsome and sexy which is my type but im too young and you probably gonna be disgusted that Im 16 bye

That took a left turn quick! Haha!

But seriously, ew.

Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~

That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.

Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be sending you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.