thewillywonka

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Good morning, early birds!

Rise and shine, tired eyes!

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Wait when Augustus fell in your chocolate river you said it was hot chocolate right?

Yes, hot melted chocolate. Oddly enough, I think he got the worst of it. Could have left him with some serious burns. He did tell me that he now has skin discoloration from the chocolate peeling off in pieces with layers of his skin, and now he's afraid of Wonka bars. Haha! Can you imagine?!

That's what you get for being greedy.☝️😌

Ok so first of all hi @thewillywonka , I love your blog! lol

"Don't you know? The Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight is the best chocolate bar ever made!"

Yes. I did it. I tapped into my inner Wonka and recreated the Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. And a solid milk chocolate bar. I gave this my all. I even successfully tempered my chocolate! The milk chocolate bar definitely came out more, well, but it is all about trial and error. The bar is very rich, but very good. It could use something crispy, like graham crackers or shortbread biscuits, but overall I am happy with the results! The bar filling is just marshmallow fluff and chocolate fudge. I went simple for that. What do you thin

Oh my goodness, my dear girl! By golly, you've done it! Of course it'll never be as chocolate-y, rich and delicious as a Wonka bar, but this is a close copycat recipe! For the center, graham crackers or crisps would've definitely been a good call! Should you try any more recreations of my chocolate, please do tag me! Great job! I applaud you, I really do.

👏👏👏 Excellent work! Bravo!

What's ur Hogwarts house and what house do u think ur friends are in

Hm. A rather unusual question, but I'll go with it! ☝️My Hogwarts house is definitely Slytherin, although I don't value or support cunning principles.

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As for my friends:

@sincerelyalice would probably be in Ravenclaw.

@onlyedwardscissorhands is definitely in Hufflepuff.

@xx-maria I believe is in Slytherin. It just suits her.

@tarranthightopp is in Gryffindor. If I'm not sure about anyone else's Hogwarts house, I'm sure about this one!

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I liked this question, haha! It was cute and... different! Thank you for that one, anon. 😌

Goodnight!

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! 🏆🌸💘 Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. -@chocolatecakekween

For me? Oh, thank you! You really shouldn't have! How sweet!

Hi! I love your chocolate. I wanna ask; what's your favorite time of day? Thanks!

Hi, I appreciate your kind words! ☺️

My favorite time of day is morning, because that's when I get to wake up and start the whole process of creating creative candy again, haha! And my brain works better in the morning than it does at night, by nightfall I'm beat.

Was anyone else lucky enough to catch this magnificent stream with me? ☺️

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy

Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!

This is why I don't go to Starbucks.

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Why did I think of you? 😂😂😂

You mean he compares to me? Haha, no. But I can see the appeal. I adore his attire and haircut, it's a yes from me! Maybe change those pants, though. I'm not a fan of whatever is going on there.

You wearing long coats: 🥵

Ahahaha. You love to flatter me, don't you?

Have you tried the BTS meal Mr wonka?

Ew. What have I told you about asking me about McDonald's food?

Never do that, 'kay?

Oh no, dear. Those odds are very unlikely! I'm not sure of who this man is. But I guess that was his quote after all.

Yeah. No. When the heck did I ever say that?

I said we mustn't dilly or dally.

You can't tell me that this isn't purple in your eyes there.

As I said before, my dear girl, it's just reflectiveness and dimension. I have a pair of sparkly eyes! Haha.

You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people

Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?

🌷🌼 Send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going! (no pressure)🌼🌷

Aww! Well you're just as sweet as sugar, aren't you? I'm happy to hear you enjoy my blog, dear!

Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3

Of course you can! 😁 Here:

These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".

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This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!

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And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:

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There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.

I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up:

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It has four.

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Oh-...

Goodnight world.

Yes, I receive notifications about it often.

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You should ask @sungchano, it's her art. She just made it for me. But I don't mind if she doesn't. ☺️

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

Goodness you're right, Daisy.

That's a great idea! I like the way you think.

Please do another voice clip 😭😭😭

Thank you. I think.

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

There's footage of you running into the glass elevator I'M SO SORRY BUT THAT SHIT SENT ME LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I'M DYING LMAOOOOO 🤣

It wasn't that funny. 😒

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

So since you don't follow or like people I guess I can't count on you following me back 😭

No, sorry. I'm not here for friends. No offense.