Live Up To Your Own Art. Your Own Vision.

Go ahead. You caught me on a rare occasion, I'm rarely ever in a gossiping mood.

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

Your laugh is cute

Thank you! Your compliment is cuter.

Oh-

Well I'm not German, how was I supposed to know that? Hmph.

Nobody:

Absolutely no one in the world:

You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!

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(Ilysfm 😂😂😂)

Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.

I like your grandma already. ☝️😌

Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

I just started my period and I'm cramping so I'm laying in bed watching your sexy self act crazy on tv, eating sugar cookies, and drinking ginger ale to help my stomach

Ew. TMI.

But yeah, feel better.

I just went all the way down to find your handwriting and thats some pretty letters you have there

It wasn't my best, a bit sloppy honestly, but I appreciate it! ☺️

I DID NOT!

Ok, maybe I did. Aheh...

The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭

And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me 💀💀💀

You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.

As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.

How do you feel about black lives matter?

Good morning, anon!

Well, myself being someone who has travelled to different parts of the world and experienced various cultures, I think it's a very necessary cause that deserves attention. Racism is a HUGE problem in our society. It's extremely important to educate yourself on the topics of social injustice, and especially racism, as to not repeat it. I actually will be donating a sum of $2,000,000 to several BLM fund raisers and small businesses this weekend in aid to end police brutality and keep local businesses flowing.

Fun fact: By the way, did you know that Charlie Bucket, in Roald Dahl's book, was originally black and was also supposed to be a black kid in the movies? It's a shame the producers thought "making the hero black" was unacceptable, but changing him because of racial intolerance was somehow more socially acceptable. It's ludicrous, really.

Your page growing fast af. One of your posts from bout 2 days ago got 90 something notes already wtf 😂😂🤣

I don't know! But that's magnificent!