Do You Have A Middle Name?

...They can't be that delicious if they aren't cookies made by me.

Nobody:

Absolutely no one in the world:

You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!

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(Ilysfm 😂😂😂)

Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.

Have you tried the BTS meal Mr wonka?

Ew. What have I told you about asking me about McDonald's food?

Never do that, 'kay?

You both are absolutely disgusting.

Hey, it turns out zere's vone dog I'm not afraid of. Rolly, from 101 Dalmatians. I can relate to him. - Augustus

You can relate to a dog?

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

Good morning! ☺️

Why do you be up so early

do you sleep? 😂😂

Of course I sleep. But I wake up at 7:30 every morning to begin planning for factory production work and to take care of other business. By the time I shower, wash my face, brush my teeth, do my hair and get dressed, it's around 8:30 or 9:00. And then breakfast is usually next. It's in my blood just to wake up at the crack of daylight anyway. My body has adjusted to the time and it's become routine since I was in my 20s. When you wanna be successful you have to learn to be an early bird. It does get the worm, you know. ☝️

Sleeping in just isn't an option unless I'm dying, it's a sick day or a holiday.

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

That nickname makes my soul melt somehow.

So, I'm just gonna stick around then, ask you weird questions, leave to get some ice cream from time to time, and give you my unshared platonical love and adoration!

Terrific then! Do stick and around and pick my brain from time to time, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, or at the least, be thoroughly amused. I hope that ice cream you're occasionally buying is non-melting and Wonka brand, by the way. For the sake of my own pleasure I'll just assume it is! ☺️

Goodnight!

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You really stayed inside your factory for fifteen yrs????? That's so crazy 😯🤔😲

Don't be silly, I went out in search of exotic flavors for new candy ideas numerous times. Fifteen years...pish posh.

You have a very pretty nose

That's such an odd compliment, haha! You're weird.