This Is Why I Don't Go To Starbucks.

Okie dokie.

I close my eyes too tight

I hide in the shadows of my mind

Behind the doors of my heart

And wonder why he never woke up

Why people are ice cold

Then I slowly remember the reasons for why

I would rather be alone

Than to be around those who do wrong

Take advantage

And disarm

So I'll keep sculpting

Because it's the one thing

That doesn't bring me harm

I have nothing else to say

I'm not good at expressing my emotions

I wish people would do better

And love each other more

That's all

~ Edward

Yeah, not interested! ☝️😁

Mr. Wonka. I know you're busy baking with Miss Cocoa, but Alice still wants to come to the barbeque at your factory the weekend, she insists you unban her immediately and talk to her directly. There's just nothing I can do to convince her otherwise. I'm sorry

Hey there, Where do the Oompa Loompas sleep???

Ah, good question! The Oompas Loompas have a very special room within the factory where they sleep, specially designed to resemble their country of origin (minus the Whangdoodles, Snozzwangers and Hornswogglers, of course). While they sleep in shifts, the rest are wide awake concocting new creations, singing and being rather mischievous. They certainly can be a handful..

Oh-...

Goodnight world.

Did you plan for all the kids to get hurt in ur factory.

The Oompa Loompa songs were a bit too detailed.

I’m on to you sir!

No, I didn't, life just has a funny way of serving karma. They wouldn't listen to my warnings so they paid the consequences. My Oompa Loompas are very talented at improvising songs, they're quite intelligent and creative. Seriously, those snot-nosed brats weren't harmed, merely altered. Ha.

U have an onlyfans?

Isn't that an app primarily used for soliciting money in trade for nudity? If that's the one then no I don't, it's disgusting.

You kids these days are really something else.

Anyone ever told you you look like a young johnny depp?

Never heard of him.

What's a secular song that get you lit? 😂

Gets me what? Nevermind, I had to Google what "lit" means. You kids and your slang are always changing.

One of my guilty pleasures is Knuck If You Buck by Crime Mob, but I rarely listen to it due to the horrible, filthy language...

Round and round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows! Ha ha!

Welcome to the Chocolate Factory, the place where if she doesn't like chocolate then I don't want her. Ahaha! I kid, I kid. But seriously. Look at this baby stir.

While some of you are closing your tired little eyes to sleep, we're up whip-whipping it, boxing and shipping it! ✨

So your eyes are not purple? I mean that's fine of course, but I liked to think there's some kind of magic behind your eyes.

Oh, well...I'm sorry to disappoint you. But there has always been magic behind these eyes, rest assured, dear! It's how I create all my delicious chocolate, you gotta have the vision and the magic! ☺️