If You Cautiously Slide A Toothbrush Along The Bottom Or Top Of Your Throat Until You Feel The Gag Reflex

I’m so scared to tour. The thought of being alone in another state scares me. But I want some REAL money and my city is such a cheapskate

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

So I’m starting to freestyle again. I charge this guy I met at some hotel bar 2000 for the hour and I only stayed for like 30 minutes because he finished too fast. (Which is good for me 😊). He wants to meet tomorrow for dinner to discuss seeing me one day for every week of the month. I’ve been manifesting so hard lately that I feel all my wishes are coming true.

I have a certain “whatever happened to her” or “damn I haven’t seen her in forever, I wonder where she is” vibe to my aura.

this is the art of transmutation…you can’t know me because I am ever changing 🦋

Signs of a cop:

Last minute bookings

Refuses to send deposit

Tries to screen using only ID and/or references

Email has different style/sizes of fonts (is clearly copy and pasted)

References don’t have websites or verified ads with their emails on them

If he says he’s staying at a hotel he wants to meet at, call and ask to be transferred to *his names* room. If they don’t have it, red flag

“you’ll never meet another girl like me again. i can promise you that”.

“you seem very sure of yourself”.

“yes, because understand, there’s no other girl in the world quite as perfect as me”.

do it like tomie affirmations.

people just look at me and become murderously infatuated with me to the point that they’ll do anything for me and i absolutely take advantage of that.

compared to my beauty no one’s even on the scale.

there’s no better pleasure than to live as a beauty.

i have everyone hypnotised into a loving trance with my beauty so that they will do anything for me.

my only real interest is myself.

i’m so used to people just being immediately in love with me and doing exactly what i want.

i’m frequently described as almost impossibly beautiful by those i meet.

my mere presence seems to drive people to become fixated on me, positively.

the more i look at myself, the more beautiful i look.

mark my words, you’ll never find another girl of my caliber.

i’m the prettiest girl everyone has ever seen.

my beauty captivate people utterly.

i’m the protagonist of the world.

people will never stumble on another girl as beautiful as me.

not even the highest quality camera can capture a tenth of my beauty.

when people see me all they can think about is “what a bewitching girl”.

i have the ability to seduce people to do my bidding.

through my perfect tactics of seduction i eventually draw any person to fall in love with me.

my beauty’s eternal.

poor thing, it’s a pity you weren’t born with my natural charms.

everywhere i go people can’t take their eyes off me, not even for a second.

everyone desperately confesses their immense love for me.

my beauty’s otherworldly and everyone agrees.

people worships the ground i walk on.

“this woman has this… strange supernatural power. they’ll do anything for her – even murder if she asks for it”.

I went from wanting to be married, pregnant, and with a mortgage by the age of 30 to wanting to be a business woman with 2 fully paid houses and $1 million in liquid by the time I’m 30. Fuck the idea that women have to live the suburban dream and have a timer to do so.

Ughhh

I have a 4 hour appointment tomorrow and I don’t even know what to wear. I have so much shit in my closet it’s ridiculous.

I’m debating between 495cc or 500cc for my breast argumentation.

I’m into the skinny body big breast kind of look, but I also don’t want to be shaped like the letter P.

My doctor told me to go with 495cc because 500cc would literally hang out the sides of my shirt. My frame is quite petite but I’m debating on going a size down. I just don’t want to regret it when I get it done and wished i would have gone bigger.

I hate men but love money