"I'm not gonna ask if you're okay, because I know you're not."
"Are you okay? Sorry, stupid question."
"Are you okay- oh. Oh! No, yeah, you're definitely not okay."
"Are you okay- Wait, is that... blood?!"
"I was going to ask if you're okay, but I think it's better if we just skip that and go straight to the hospital."
"I know you're not okay, but are you okay?"
"How not okay are you right now?"
"Can I ask if you're okay, or will you bite my head off for it?"
"Are you- Woah, there's no need for the death glare, I wasn't gonna ask that!"
"You're not dead, are you? Good. Just checking."
Victory
Idk if thats a bpd or a me thing
how to k1ll yourself without disappointing anyone no borax no glue
Get all your vaccines
Travel while we have a functioning DOT
Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt
Attend drag shows
Don't skip any of your classes
Read and buy history books
Find your out-of-state networks
Learn to carry cash
Get birth control solutions
Support the Biden/Harris administration
Postpone large purchases and save money
Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information
Feel free to add on.
Soap makes a great body pillow for our special big stressed guy + Emotional Support Sergeant but make it sleeby times
Big rough butch hands... big rough butch hands.... big butch han.... butchm....
Look, I love impact play as punishment for brats just like any other dom, but have you considered restricting their movement entirely - hands tied together, legs kept open by a spreader bar connected to the bedframe, no room for any sort of movement - filling up their hole(s) with remote controlled bullet vibrators (maybe clip one on their clit or dick, if you're feeling extra mean), and then being sweet and nice enough to give your brat one last chance for redemption. Ask them if they're ready to apologize now (they're not) and when they stay quiet or hit you with that loving "Fuck off", grant them a little smile, a "Oh well, lost cause, I'll better let you off the hook, mh?", and then, watch their eyes widen, as you hold up the remote control and throw it right next to them on the bed, possibly even on their twitching, overstimulated body.
"C'mon, pup, fetch. You can turn them off yourself, right? After all, you're so independent and in control, so go ahead."
if a patient has a seizure that lasts longer than 5 minutes, or if they suffer several seizures, they risk sustaining brain damage — because their brain can’t get oxygen during the seizure.
if a patient’s coughing up blood when they’re lying on their back, make sure to tune their face to the side so that they don’t choke on their own blood (the same applies to vomit too)
chest compression can and often leave patients with broken ribs. because you have to push down hard enough in order to help pump blood from the patient’s heart to their brain (the point is so that the brain gets blood, in order to prevent brain damage), and more often than not, you’ll end up breaking your patient’s ribs — that is normal and okay, because it’s better for your patient to have broken ribs than it is for them to lose their life.
after a course of electroconvulsive therapy, you’ll normally have to give your patient a dose of muscle relaxant, otherwise the aftermath of the shock may cause musculoskeletal complications.
you don't use a defibrillator to shock a patient if they already flat line, because their heart no longer has any electricity. quote "asystole isn't a shockable rhyme, and defibrillator may actually make it harder to restart the heart." (Cleveland Clinic)
the famous, classic "a character was knocked out and they stayed unconscious for hours before they woke up on their own with no lingering damage" trope is actually almost impossible if you want your work to be medically accurate (but if you don’t care about accuracy and are just here for the whump, that is totally fine!). if someone was knocked out and they stayed unconscious for more than several minutes, chances are that they suffer permanent brain damage, so they won't "wake up on their own in the next hour or two and be completely fine without intense medical attention".