“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
Ghost: How do I make a date really romantic Price: Be mysterious Ghost: Right *later* Y/N: Where are we going Ghost: None of your fucking business
Ghost: No, nobody actually believes that Y/N is in love with me Soap, to the 141: Raise your hand if you think Y/N is in love with LT *everyone raises their hand* Ghost: Y/N put your hand down
"I'm not gonna ask if you're okay, because I know you're not."
"Are you okay? Sorry, stupid question."
"Are you okay- oh. Oh! No, yeah, you're definitely not okay."
"Are you okay- Wait, is that... blood?!"
"I was going to ask if you're okay, but I think it's better if we just skip that and go straight to the hospital."
"I know you're not okay, but are you okay?"
"How not okay are you right now?"
"Can I ask if you're okay, or will you bite my head off for it?"
"Are you- Woah, there's no need for the death glare, I wasn't gonna ask that!"
"You're not dead, are you? Good. Just checking."
Heavy eyelids, struggling to stay open.
Slumping shoulders, barely able to hold themselves up.
Dragging feet with each step.
Speaking in a slow, slurred manner.
Dark circles under the eyes.
Yawning frequently and deeply.
Head nodding forward, trying to stay awake.
Leaning heavily against walls or furniture.
Rubbing eyes and face with hands.
Deep, weary sighs escaping lips.
Wincing at bright lights or loud sounds.
Staring blankly ahead, unable to focus.
Weak, unsteady movements.
Muttering incoherently to themselves.
Falling asleep in unusual places.
Lack of response or delayed reactions.
Propping their head up with their hand.
Collapsing onto the nearest available surface.
Swaying slightly on their feet.
Barely lifting their head to speak or listen.
Please, if you are a self-publishing author an indie author, learn the basics of book formatting.
Please.
The standards are in place for a reason. Margins are the size they are so that your thumb can rest comfortably on the sides of the book without blocking any text, and so you can read the text along the middle without tilting the book back and forth to see around the bend. Bleeds are so your margins don't get cut down too much when the text block is trimmed, you need them even if you don't have images in your book. Spaces between paragraphs are an internet convention and do not belong in books unless you are indicating a scene break.
Please. These rules aren't there to be mean. They are there for FUNCTIONALITY.
Flashbacks.
All Seeing Axolotl
Remember when I said I wouldn't draw anymore blursed axolotls? I lied.
Part of my blursed axolotl series, because I guess it's a series now...