House Only Agreeing To Marry Wilson Because He Wants To Smugly Prove His Point In A Few Months About

Based on @laswells-ashtray's post here

“give us a smile, l.t?”

“gotta earn it, Johnny.”

su-purr-natural

Please, if you are a self-publishing author an indie author, learn the basics of book formatting.

Please.

The standards are in place for a reason. Margins are the size they are so that your thumb can rest comfortably on the sides of the book without blocking any text, and so you can read the text along the middle without tilting the book back and forth to see around the bend. Bleeds are so your margins don't get cut down too much when the text block is trimmed, you need them even if you don't have images in your book. Spaces between paragraphs are an internet convention and do not belong in books unless you are indicating a scene break.

Please. These rules aren't there to be mean. They are there for FUNCTIONALITY.

living with kidnapper!ghost is hard because he doesn't take the knives out of the kitchen because he knows he can disarm you and he has dozens of times before (which, in of itself, is insulting). but he finds it sexy when you choose to threaten him with a skillet instead. he shouldn't have underestimated you either. because the skillet was hot when he tried to grab it, which resulted in you actually getting a couple of hits in. so now you're banned from the kitchen but you get brownie points because he's genuinely impressed that you actually got the jump on him this time.

he ate you out until you were screaming bloody murder for him to let your sore cunt rest.

He's about to rain down a million smooches

Thank you so much to @tacticallyunsoundjohnnyboy for commissioning me to draw my favourite husbands 🫶

the feminine urge to run away from home with nothing but a razor blade and vodka, and cut yourself in the middle of the woods until you bleed out, surrounded by the beauty of nature and some very confused rabbits.

The compassion leaving people's bodies as soon as someone's mental illness gives them violent tendencies

I can cut through my leg like fucking butter, not patch it up and just bleed everywhere with no issue, BUT the moment i get a little tummy ache I'm in bed dying and crying

Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Double suicide)