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The TRANS flag color-picked from SAD ANT WITH BINDLE

"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.

i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities

uh hi so!

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everytime i get excited about tmagp i remember that jonny not only pretty much exclusively writes tragedies but also enjoys killing off his characters! :DDD that’s great!! i am so terrified :DD

Is it too much to ask to be able to let my partner spread open my chest and hold my beating heart in their bare hands

I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

It's kinda funny to me how we have people misinterpreting the "Oh, is that the kind of man I am now," comment when literally one episode ago we had "Oh, do I say things like that now?"

Like. Besties, he's not confused that he "suddenly likes men", he's surprised that he can admit it. Out loud, without shame, without it being a joke among friends or something to distract someone in a high stress situation. He meant it, and he said it out loud.

That's what surprised him. Just like saying out loud that he loves Donna surprised him. It's not that he didn't feel these things before, it's that now he can actually say it.

so in your opinion is david tennant-

for me personally, david tennant.

I know Jonathan Sims is a british born child of the eighties and so technically has the highest possible moral ground and most unalienable right given by god itself to make a horror podcast episode out of Mr Blobby and yet after listening to said episode I still feel a deep seated need to accuse him of some unspeakable crime against the entire country

my headcanons for shops in the hilltop centre:

touristy gift shop but there's a figure in all the postcards, getting closer and closer to the camera in each one

evil evil food court that serves you People Meat

indoor crazy golf place that's infinite and colourful and loud. if you put your hand in one of the holes to get your ball back, it bites you

a regular claire's